Who's Fault Is It?

[Corpsmaide]

And Why?

Not mine because Its not.

 

[Clark1961]

The geologist who first mapped the fault...

 

[warthog1984]

The San Andreas's fault.

 

[JasonM]

Dish Network and I am ****ed. I wasn't Fox News back ASAP!!

 

[jordane93]

It's always the OP's fault

 

[Corpsmaide]

It's always the OP's fault

Gotta prove I had the intent. Good faith. No malice or forethought. My actions did not shock the conscience.

It ain't my fault homie

 

[MikeELP]

It's the asphalt.

 

[Clark1961]

It's the asphalt.

that's just a crack

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

It's society's fault.

 

[EppyGA]

Bush's fault

 

[Florida Cracker]

If you examine the entirety of the subject, it is clear that the fault lies with the OEM.

 

[frfly172]

It's always bush's fault.

 

[Unit74]

It's a ground fault.....my dad just yelled across the garage we blew all circuits.

 

[Henning]

Challenger's

 

[RJM62]

The San Andreas's fault.

Geology puns, huh?

Now I know we've hit rock bottom.

Rich

 

[denverpilot]

I don't know why there's a bus fault, but set SCE to Aux and that'll fix it.

 

[paflyer]

Bush's fault

Ding ding ding ding!!! We have a a winner!

 

[pmanton]

ain't my fault. There's only two of us and it wasn't me.
(I learned that from my wife)

 

[jsstevens]

Our stars?

 

[pilot_dude]

I was out of town that weekend.

 

[flhrci]

If you have it on video, it could be my fault, but otherwise, no, not my fault.

David

 

[Norman]

You may not be at fault but I'm going to blame you anyway.

 

[Kelvin]

It was missing an O ring...that's all....

 

[Gerhardt]

No-fault. And it's expensive.

Norman, I love the avatar. I've been on a Hogan's binge lately.

 

[FastEddieB]

Now I know we've hit rock bottom.

Rich

I would not take that for granite.

 

[JOhnH]

It's America's fault. I won't say who told me that.

 

[jkaduk]

Robert Plant's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJeGrLJ6dOI

 

[FastEddieB]

 

[iflyvfr]

Good thing we have fault tolerance (at work anyway).

 

[Norman]

It's my own damn fault.

(Thanks Jimmy Buffet)

 

[txflyer]

This thread will de-fault.

 

[upstateny]

IT'S YOUR FAULT!!

(I'm not yelling at you, I'm yelling in front of you.)

 

[Mason]

I wasn't there, nobody saw me, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

It was San Andreas's fault.

 

[Corpsmaide]

Blame it on the night. Or the alcohol

 

[Norman]

Blame it on the night. Or the alcohol

And, if necessary, chew your arm off to make your escape.

 

[Florida Cracker]

Blame it on the night. Or the alcohol

She SWORE she was seventeen!

You should have doubted her when you saw the Winnie-the-pooh collector panties, with hand drawn daises and sunflowers