What is this guy trying to say..??

[Zeldman]

 

[AKBill]

Were did everyone go......

 

[GRG55]

I don't care if your computer picked my seat number, I am NOT leaving this United flight...

 

[denverpilot]

"If I act like this, nobody else will sit in my row on Southwest."

 

[Sac Arrow]

Why is the cockpit empty?

 

[SkyDog58]

WTF is Zeldman doing in the cockpit?!

 

[SoonerAviator]

Got stuck in the middle seat.


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[JOhnH]

I can't believe I forgot to bring my fiance on my honeymoon!

 

[RyanB]

"I forgot to hose down that engine before Ryan goes to start it again!"

 

[SaltH2OHokie]

He had Indian food prior to the flight.

That's the look when you realize you're going to be fighting curry fury in the lav.

 

[Clark1961]

He just got told the pilot ordered the fish for dinner.

 

[luvflyin]

My broker said put everything you have into United

 

[Zeldman]

My first thought was, "Home Alone 47, Lost on an empty airplane...."

 

[Shepherd]

"I have a scorpion in my hair!"

 

[texasag93]

Who glued my hands to my head and what is the burning sensation in my a**.

 

[DutchRoller]

Maine?! I wanted to go to Portland, Oregon!

 

[upstateny]

"You're bumping me to make room for 230 United employees?????"

 

[NoHeat]

What's even worse than getting stuck between two fat guys? No wifi!


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[catmandu]

"NSFW"