What if Steve Jobs was a pilot? (er... um.. a satire)

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  1. SixPapaCharlie

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    The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
    I think your pop up CRM clone is gonna get jealous.

    If your propeller Cirrus has Siri, does the Vision jet have one of these?

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    Bitch'n Betty morphed into HAL9000 with a jealousy problem.

    Pure genius!
     
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    The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
    Funny stuff as always B
     
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    Can't see the video for a couple of months (my company blocks You Tube), so I'll just have to guess about what's on the video.

    In other news, when Burt Rutan first flew his Boomerang, apparently all, or at least a majority of his flight instruments were displayed on an Apple computer.
     
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    LOL! Most xlnt! :D
     
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    Funny stuff, Bryan!!
     
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    Thank you, Cirrus. LOL.
    Stay hydrated for that parachute ride ;)
     
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    Silly bastid.
     
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    Your best effort yet. LMAO
     
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    You have violate terms of the beta test agreement.
     
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    Not my fault. She got all whorey.
     
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    Great video!!! 3 thumbs up!!

    Question: is there 2 wing nuts on your sun visor?
     
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    Yes, it is a terrible design. Those visors suck almost as much as the door handles.
    The rest of the plane is a Christmas miracle but those two things are total crap.

    One visor is cracked in the backseat and the other is well on its way.
     
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    Section XXXVI addresses all of this. The beta test will have to be canceled. Return the unit. All costs are for your account.
     
  17. CC268

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    Lol that was one of my favorites so far
     
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    We doan need no steenkin' door handles!
     
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    Man, I went to visit the Cirrus yesterday and I am in a hangar full of the cleanest most beautiful Ciri, Jets, etc and in the corner is this cheetah just rotting away.
    Covered in spiderwebs, canopy open, the most beautiful panel (steam gauges but the panel its self was what appeared to be black glass).

    The coat of dirt and dust on the plane was thick.

    Someone had drawn crying eyeballs on the windshield.
    I want to go up there and wash it. I hate to see planes in that condition.
    I love Grummans.
     
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    So fly her!
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    My work has "phone booths" and my router at home has an OpenVPN server. I'm glad I had both this morning, LOL.

    BTW Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak (the guy who actually designed/built the Apple 1 and ][ and Steve Jobs' best friend at the time) was a pilot. When Apple got big he bought himself Bo and crashed it.
     
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    Very cool!
     
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    I actually tried a VPN a while back, but the internet is so slow already that it made the VPN virtually useless.

    I could spring for $200/month to get my own internet, but it would be local and other stuff gets blocked.

    I think I'll just suck it up until I don't necessarily need to do this job anymore.
     
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    Turn on CC. The auto complete words are interesting. Even a swear word in there. :)
     
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    There is some good news. After extensive testing we have been able to duplicate the anomalous behavior (reported publicly in violation of the beta test agreement) exhibited in the video. Now we don't want to embarrass anyone but we were successful in duplicating the behavior by exposing the Clark1961G module to at least 8 hours of either pornhub or freecam8 (or simply plugging eman into the system).

    We have determined that the anomalous behavior can be inhibited with some simple programming changes. Additionally for users who desire such behavior we will be releasing a new product, the Clark1961X, which incorporates the new learnings. There will be some basic changes since obviously the name Siri cannot be used. The naming convention will be user selectable and include Mona, Linda, Lexie, Trixie, and Monica (for residents of Arkansas). We expect release to beta in about 6 months or whenever we run out of ky.

    Thank you for your patience and understanding of the product development matter. As always we remain dedicated to delivering only the finest in leading edge avionics.
     
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    It must really take a big set of cow nuts to fire that plane up!