This "speech" from Dennis got me wanting to become a lobbyist from an early age.
Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever gonna be any progress...
There's some lovely filth over here...Didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective...
You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy, in which the working classes...
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just cuz some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Help, help, I'm being repressed!
