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gkainz

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Saw a cute sig line elsewhere today ...

"Unix is user-friendly. It's just very careful about who its' friends are!"
 
gkainz said:
Saw a cute sig line elsewhere today ...

"Unix is user-friendly. It's just very careful about who its' friends are!"
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That one's been around for a while, but it's very true.

How 'bout:

"Unix! They aren't even circumsized, the savages!"

There's a Dilbert:

Pointy Hared Boss: "I was told we need eunuch programmers."
Dilbert: "You mean you need Unix programmers."
PHB: "Oh. When the nurse calls you, tell her I said 'nevermind'."
 
Loved the Dilbert where he tells the pointy-haired boss that the network is down because the boss lost his token ring ...
 
I can't pick a favorite, but I love the one where they give the boss an Etch-A-Sketch and told him it was his new laptop. He just had to turn it over and shake it to reboot...
 
FlyNE said:
I can't pick a favorite, but I love the one where they give the boss an Etch-A-Sketch and told him it was his new laptop. He just had to turn it over and shake it to reboot...
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We hung that one outside our boss's office at my previous employer. He was clueless around computers and knew it.

BTW, Dilbert isn't a comic, Dilbert is a documentary.
 
Ghery said:
BTW, Dilbert isn't a comic, Dilbert is a documentary.
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And Scott Adams works in our office, in our department! Really! He has to, because his stuff is always EXACTLY what is going on at the time!!! :D
 
I know the guy who is Asok the intern in the Dilbert strip. His real name is Asok Chatterly. He was an intern at PacBell when Scott Adams worked there. Asok is now involved in the ATIS standards orgainzation.
 
I think Loud Howard worked at my last client ...
 
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