TV Rant

Sac Arrow

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So I'm on the elliptical behind two women on the treadmill that are having some sort of argument over the news. There are two TV's visible. One has CNN on it and the other Fox news.

Redhead: "CNN is so biased! All they care about is (blablablablablabla)..."
Fat chick: "Oh yeah, Fox is seriously one sided, all they talk about is (blablablablabla)..."

There is no sound on the TV's of course. They play music in the background. Some Ace of Base was playing at the time. I'm watching the TV to my left. I see pictures of little French people picking through stuff on a mountain. A minute later on the TV to my right I see pictures of little French people picking through stuff on a mountain. I see a picture of some crazed German guy on one TV. I see another view of the same crazed German guy on the other TV. I see desert, smoke and crazy looking people wearing black bedsheets on TV #2. Then I see more crazy looking people wearing black bedsheets, in a desert except without the smoke.

Yes I get media bias. Yes I get bad reporting. But the news is the news. A plane flies in to a mountain. That's the news. Okay it was deliberate. That's the news. I don't care about all the drivel and diatribe spewing forth from the newscasters and commentators, and I can't hear it anyway. It's all the same. I can figure out that 30,000+ angry extremists Muslims bearing machetes and AK's hell bent on killing even their own people is a bad thing on my own. You don't have to spin it one way or the other. Can't people in general be more discerning?

I'm the one that changed TV#1 to CNN (I know where they hide the remote. It's in the drawer behind the front desk counter.) The morning in the gym is about the only time in the day I have to catch up on news. I wanted to turn the other TV to the local news, but the redhead wouldn't have it. But what was on TV#1 was some sort of station called "HGTV." Basically, "Highly Gay TV". It was all about some stupid, asinine show about mostly gay people and some straight people who were probably gay but pretending to be straight looking at buying houses that they couldn't possibly afford. It had all the appeal of an infomercial. For reusable adult diapers. WTF watches this stuff? People must get bored late night or something.

Sports is kind of another rant of mine. I don't need ESPN. Watching yesterday's NFL/NCAA/MLB/NHL/AFL/CIO/NSA/APO/DST game is like listening to recycled talk radio. It already happened. I don't need to see it again. I probably didn't watch it the first time because I could care less about it unless it's something of local interest. A ball goes in a hoop. Great. A hockey fight breaks out. Okay, admittedly, that's fun to watch. MMA? Alright, you got me there. I'll watch that.

Anyway, I'm done venting. Thanks for listening.
 
Just turn one to Al Jazeera America, and the other to The Daily Show and melt both of their minds completely out of their heads. They won't believe that there's been 2 other actual news stations all along.
 
Just turn one to Al Jazeera America, and the other to The Daily Show and melt both of their minds completely out of their heads. They won't believe that there's been 2 other actual news stations all along.

Hah! I might just tune one in to Al Jazeera tomorrow! I'm not sure if the Dish network they use carries it though.

this is why I don't go to the gym.....:lol:

Oh, but the redhead.... and there were also a couple super yummy Asians and Latinas there as well.
 
Jump in the pool and do laps. If you get the right lane you get two channels: the easy-on-the eyes candy on one side of you, and the nature channel with the manatee on the other side.
 
Jump in the pool and do laps. If you get the right lane you get two channels: the easy-on-the eyes candy on one side of you, and the nature channel with the manatee on the other side.

Unfortunately, at this particular time in the morning, and this particular location, the four lane pool is occupied by one fat lady, two fat dudes, and one old dude, respectively. Oh yeah, a while back a bunch of women were offended by the flier on the aqua aerobics class. They used a couple of swimming whales as a graphic. Probably unintentional, certainly accurate.

so, then....how were you able to.....Ahem....maintain your composure amongst such beauty? :yikes:

Very loose shorts. Plus they assume the drool on the floor is sweat.
 
All that she wants is another baby
She's gone tomorrow, boy
All that she wants is another baby, yea
So if you are in sight and the day is right
She's the hunter you're the fox
The gentle voice that talks to you
Won't talk forever
It is a night for passion
But the morning means goodbye
Beware of what is flashing in her eyes
She's going to get you
 
Watch the people rather than the news,at least you will get a few laughs.
 
I think sac arrow could have summed his post in three words; TV NEWS SUCKS!
 
Sure, if you have the TV on mute then the actual objective events that happened are the same. What's different is the commentary and spin each news organization puts on said events.

Fox invents right-wing rhetoric to dress up the facts, MSNBC invents left-wing rhetoric, CNN is a little more focused on the events than the rhetoric but they hype everything up and I've never seen CNN coverage that wasn't breaking news in their opinion.

Sports :) I think it's interesting how so many children and young adults can spend hours watching other people play video games on YouTube rather than play the game themselves. But if you watch sports, you can't bad-mouth what the kids are doing--it's just their version of sports :)
 
All that she wants is another baby
She's gone tomorrow, boy
All that she wants is another baby, yea
So if you are in sight and the day is right
She's the hunter you're the fox
The gentle voice that talks to you
Won't talk forever
It is a night for passion
But the morning means goodbye
Beware of what is flashing in her eyes
She's going to get you

DUDE! That WAS you checking out the cleaner maid's buttcrack when she bent over to wipe down that stationary cycle!

(Seriously, she should consider overalls, or better yet a 40 lb weight reduction program)
 
DUDE! That WAS you checking out the cleaner maid's buttcrack when she bent over to wipe down that stationary cycle!

(Seriously, she should consider overalls, or better yet a 40 lb weight reduction program)

Did it look like this?
butt-crack-3.jpg
 
I can't seem to find an image likeness. Make that shorter, Latina, a tad slightly larger ass, some Dunlap's, and you're there.
 
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