True cause of global warming

[Ken Ibold]

It dawned on me last night that the true cause of global warming is vegetarians. They eat the plants that soak up CO2 and release O2, and leave alone the animals that soak up O2 and release CO2.

I think I need to have a big hunk of meat for dinner.

 

[steingar]

Cows give off methane, a much more potent greenhouse gas than CO2

 

[Fearless Tower]

Cows give off methane, a much more potent greenhouse gas than CO2

So are you suggesting killing all cows?

 

[Jim Logajan]

It dawned on me last night that the true cause of global warming is vegetarians. They eat the plants that soak up CO2 and release O2, and leave alone the animals that soak up O2 and release CO2.

I think I need to have a big hunk of meat for dinner.

I know for a fact that the real cause of global warming is heat. Get rid of heat and things will be sweet.

 

[mantakos]

... They eat the plants that soak up CO2 and release O2, and leave alone the animals that soak up O2 and release CO2...

What do the animals eat?
-harry

 

[Jim Logajan]

What do the animals eat?
-harry

Food.

 

[Dan Thomas]

If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?

Dan

 

[mantakos]

If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?...

I feel the same way about babies.
-harry

 

[rpadula]

I know for a fact that the real cause of global warming is heat. Get rid of heat and things will be sweet.

Give the universe long enough, and everything will be the same temperature. Problem solved.

 

[EppyGA]

Give the universe long enough, and everything will be the same temperature. Problem solved.

Wait, you mean there's not a thermostat we can turn up and down.

 

[pilot_dude]

So are you suggesting killing all cows?

Boots, meat, belts, hand bags, etc. Keep one cow and one bull. Ok, 3 cows and one bull.

 

[Ted]

So are you suggesting killing all cows?

That would be silly. I'm hungry, but not THAT hungry.

 

[Jay Honeck]

"That's not food, Kitty! That's what food EATS!"

- Red Foreman, when presented with a vegetarian meal

 

[Pilawt]

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

 

[Jim Logajan]

I think I need to have a big hunk of meat for dinner.

WAIT - stop and THINK! You could set off a chain of events you may later regret. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon - and for the rest of your life. Consider, if you will, the MIGHTY KRILL:

They built this big machine, 8000 cubic miles of klystron relays, enough power for a whole population of creative geniuses:

But did all the effort stop them from getting eaten? No! Consumed by monsters from the deep, Morbius:

And now all we have to remember the Krill by is their music:

If you MUST eat meat, make it a whale of a sandwich!

 

[Geico266]

Cows give off methane, a much more potent greenhouse gas than CO2

Actually, water vapor is the largest green house gas. May be we should ban lawn sprinklers?

 

[Geico266]

I feel the same way about babies.
-harry

That explains alot.

 

[Geico266]

I know for a fact that the real cause of global warming is heat. Get rid of heat and things will be sweet.

Would someone please turn the sun down?

 

[mantakos]

Would someone please turn the sun down?

It's the extra hour of sunlight from daylight savings that's the problem.
-harry

 

[LDJones]

I know for a fact that the real cause of global warming is heat. Get rid of heat and things will be sweet.

Yep. And our #1 source of heat is the Sun. Get rid of that and it would be really cool! At least we wouldn't have to listen to the radical greenies anymore.

 

[denverpilot]

Cows give off methane, a much more potent greenhouse gas than CO2

Ken probably will release some methane too, following his high-protein meal.

 

[Palmpilot]

Actually, water vapor is the largest green house gas. May be we should ban lawn sprinklers?

Don't worry about water vapor; it goes from the vapor state to the liquid state at normal atmospheric temperatures, so the effects of running your lawn sprinklers don't last long enough for it to be a driving factor in global climate.

 

[Geico266]

Since when does reality and facts have anything to do with global warming?

 

[dmccormack]

There is no "Global Warming" now that we have a more nefarious, treacherous, evil bugaboo: "Climate Change."

 

[Anthony]

There is no "Global Warming" now that we have a more nefarious, treacherous, evil bugaboo, global economic depression.

There fixed it for ya.

 

[dmccormack]

There fixed it for ya.

...driven by corn subsidies and ethanol poisoning of our fuel supply...?

 

[Maxmosbey]

There fixed it for ya.

I knew someone with obsessive compulsive disorder would get there. Send it over to Spin Zone.

 

[mantakos]

There is no "Global Warming" now that we have a more nefarious, treacherous, evil bugaboo: "Climate Change."...

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9C0CEFD6113CF931A35750C0A9659C8B63
Over the last six months, the Republican Party has subtly refocused its message on the environment...

In interviews, Republican politicians and their aides said they agreed with the strategist, Frank Luntz, that it was important to pay attention to what his memorandum, written before the November elections, called ''the environmental communications battle.''

In his memorandum, Mr. Luntz urges that the term ''climate change'' be used instead of ''global warming,'' because ''while global warming has catastrophic communications attached to it, climate change sounds a more controllable and less emotional challenge.''...

President Bush's speeches on the environment show that the terms ''global warming'' and ''environmentalist'' had largely disappeared by late last summer. The terms appeared in a number of President Bush's speeches in 2001, but now the White House fairly consistently uses ''climate change'' and ''conservationist.''...
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-harry

 

[EdFred]

Vegetarians produce more methane than carnivores, the obvious solution is to get rid of the vegetarians.

We should also ban oceans since they produce the most water vapor, and hold more heat than land does.

 

[kgruber]

I know for a fact that the real cause of global warming is heat. Get rid of heat and things will be sweet.

There is no such thing as "heat."

Open an oven door, there is no "heat" in there.

Thermo 101.

 

[dmccormack]

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9C0CEFD6113CF931A35750C0A9659C8B63
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-harry

Did the New York Times publish something? Are they still around?

Who knew?

 

[Anthony]

The TRUE cause of Global Warming or the newer nomenclature, man made global climate change, is the need for the left for another income/wealth redistribution scheme. The branding of "Communism" failed, so a new name, and a new religion had to be created that was more palatable. Especially palatable for those that need a cause, or to sound more attractive to maleable children in schools and universities.

In Europe they have a saying. Green really means Red.

 

[bsdunek]

In Europe they have a saying. Green really means Red.

Great saying!

 

[JeffDG]

In Europe they have a saying. Green really means Red.

You've never heard them called watermelons before? Green on the outside, red to the core?

 

[Anthony]

You've never heard them called watermelons before? Green on the outside, red to the core?

No, but it is darn accurate!

Show me a Greenie, or many libs in general, and I'll show you a very angry, jealous person, who blames everyone else for their own shortcomings and failures, which are often many.

 

[poadeleted21]

It's the extra hour of sunlight from daylight savings that's the problem.
-harry

 

[JeffDG]

Well, it could have been worse...if Arizona had adopted the extra hour of daylight, considering how hot it is there already....

 

[mantakos]

... Show me a Greenie, or many libs in general, and I'll show you a very angry, jealous person, who blames everyone else for their own shortcomings and failures, which are often many.

self-re·straint
[self-ri-streynt, self-]
noun
restraint imposed on one by oneself; self-control. ​

http://www.pilotsofamerica.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=34
-harry

 

[ScottM]

Since when does reality and facts have anything to do with global warming?

I can certainly understand why you have that view from your vantage point.

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[Palmpilot]

There is no "Global Warming" now that we have a more nefarious, treacherous, evil bugaboo: "Climate Change."

Calling it the "Intergovernmental Panel on Global Warming" would have amounted to prejudging the results.