Thread... FAIL!

[flyingcheesehead]

Maybe we should get a "Fail" threat started. I bet a bunch of you have some great ones just waiting to be posted.

Well, nobody else did it yet, so here is the Fail thread! (Oh, and Allen - Spelling FAIL! Get a "threat" started? )

I'll start out with a classic...

Flight school FAIL!

 

[Geico266]

Ouch! That is one way to trim a tree.

 

[Teller1900]

Well done Kent, I'll repost my first contribution. NavAid FAIL.

 

[Lawreston]

Ouch! That is one way to trim a tree.

Here's another:

 

[ScottM]

 

[ScottM]

 

[ScottM]

 

[ScottM]

 

[wsuffa]

hehehe

Wish I'd taken a picture of the screen on my recent trip to Athens. The "time" on the cabin flight progress display (like the one you showed) kept blinking "12:00"

 

[Allen C]

Cell phone FAIL

 

[Teller1900]

Cell phone FAIL

That's not right.

I gotta ask, between that and your avatar, are you a radiologist?

 

[wsuffa]

That's not right.

Might have been a girl...

TSA is salivating for this sort of machine.

 

[Everskyward]

 

[Teller1900]

Might have been a girl...

I really hope so!!!

TSA is salivating for this sort of machine.

I really hope not!!!

 

[Skip Miller]

Fail!

 

[Allen C]

That's not right.

I gotta ask, between that and your avatar, are you a radiologist?

No. During specialty selection it was determined that I like people and light. Automatic rule out as a member of the black scrubs clan.

These are just things I come across during my travels. Some are a bit morbid for here. However, follow the link at your own risk.. Be warned.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/decapitation.asp

http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/tulsacrash.asp

These are the sorts of things that deal with.

 

[Steve]

And another angle of Kent's OP

 

[docmirror]

Tailhook scandal.

This won't buff right out.

 

[woodstock]

can someone tell me what pwned, pOwned, pwn means? I assume it's a typo?

 

[ScottM]

can someone tell me what pwned, pOwned, pwn means? I assume it's a typo?

Spell 'owned' and while doing so look at the keys on the keyboard. It was inevitiable the eventually there would be a typo, 'pwned' instead of 'owned'. The missplelling stuck and became web-ese like noob for newbie.

 

[woodstock]

Spell 'owned' and while doing so look at the keys on the keyboard. It was inevitiable the eventually there would be a typo, 'pwned' instead of 'owned'. The missplelling stuck and became web-ese like noob for newbie.

that's what I figured - typo - but what does it mean? I'm seeing it in the context of something like "oh snap" or an exclamation in general.

 

[Skip Miller]

that's what I figured - typo - but what does it mean? I'm seeing it in the context of something like "oh snap" or an exclamation in general.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwned

-Skip

 

[woodstock]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwned

-Skip

ahh, thanks.

 

[Ken Ibold]

One personal, one not

 

[KennyFlys]

One personal, one not

Nice name for the boat! I'm sure that pole lengthened the episode.

 

[ScottM]

that's what I figured - typo - but what does it mean? I'm seeing it in the context of something like "oh snap" or an exclamation in general.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwned

-Skip

ahh, thanks.

Noob!


Sorry I thought you were familiar with the term 'owned' and it's use or else I would have expanded on my answer.

 

[Ken Ibold]

Nice name for the boat! I'm sure that pole lengthened the episode.

Notice how it's "II." I wonder what the fate of "I" was, and if there was ever a "III."

I did find this report from the Coast Guard Auxiliary:

The skipper of the "Temporary Insanity II" claimed that he was "blinded by the lights of a sailboat" when he impaled his vessel on this day-marker. He was charged with negligence, traveling at an unsafe speed and failure to maintain a proper lookout.

Photo: Navy Safety Center

 

[woodstock]

Noob!


Sorry I thought you were familiar with the term 'owned' and it's use or else I would have expanded on my answer.

No worries! notwithstanding my time here, I'm not really a computer person.

 

[mikea]

...I'll start out with a classic...

Flight school FAIL!

You do know that pic was Photoshopped? The sign is on the other side of the airport entrance road.

 

[ScottM]

[
quote=mikea;396641]You do know that pic was Photoshopped? The sign is on the other side of the airport entrance road.[/quote]

I think this is the original unaltered pic

You can see the sign across the stret in the background where Mike describes it.

 

[KennyFlys]

Since there doesn't appear to be a prop strike, does the engine still require a tear down?

 

[ScottM]

Since there doesn't appear to be a prop strike, does the engine still require a tear down?

BREATHE!!





that is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time Ken!!!

+100000000000

 

[tonycondon]

Nose Gear...FAIL

 

[Allen C]

pusher fail

 

[Steve]

I think if you look closely the two pictures are taken from opposite sides of the entrance. no photoshop involved.

You do know that pic was Photoshopped? The sign is on the other side of the airport entrance road.

 

[Steve]

Ouch!

pusher fail

 

[Teller1900]

1. Parking FAIL.
2. Salvage FAIL.

 

[SCCutler]

1. Parking FAIL.
2. Salvage FAIL.

Hey, hey, hey...

...is that ED's 'Vette?!?

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Engines...FAIL!

Engines fail...It's appropriate for this thread

 

[TangoWhiskey]

Gates... FAIL! (pun intended)