This year's ultimate Halloween costume...

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Put on a TSA uniform.

One glove with sequins.

A name tag "Michael J."

And grope everyone at the party.

Oh, and you could do a little moon walking for bonus points.

:rofl:
 
That's hilarious. I usually just go as myself tho.


 
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6PC's "head in a box" costume from last year is still a favorite of mine.
 
timwinters said:
Put on a TSA uniform.

One glove with sequins.

A name tag "Michael J."

And grope everyone at the party.

Oh, and you could do a little moon walking for bonus points.

:rofl:
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A Bill Clinton mask and a TSA uniform would be a good substitute.
 
Couple people at the hospital Halloween party ... one wore a camo shirt, the other wore camo pants. They went as "upper and lower GI."

:)
 
I'm going as a Volkswagen!

I will eat many baked beans and produce lots of emissions.
Then, lie about it.
 
I wanted to go as the lion-killing dentist, but Margy nixed that. I had done the "Steve Irwin with stingray impaled in chest" costume a few years back. I may press my parrot into service in my pirate costume.
 
flyingron said:
I wanted to go as the lion-killing dentist, but Margy nixed that. I had done the "Steve Irwin with stingray impaled in chest" costume a few years back. I may press my parrot into service in my pirate costume.
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Side note: You saw they quietly acquitted him of all charges and said he had all the proper permits, etc?
 
denverpilot said:
Side note: You saw they quietly acquitted him of all charges and said he had all the proper permits, etc?
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That doesn't excuse someone for being an extremely testosterone laden redneck for wanting to kill a lion in the first place.

If people like this would get laid every once in a while, they wouldn't have to take out their male aggressions on innocent wildlife.

I'll bet he has a jacked up truck with 27" grabber tires and bull balls hanging from the trailer hitch.
 
denverpilot said:
Side note: You saw they quietly acquitted him of all charges and said he had all the proper permits, etc?
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So, it's still a funny costume.

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timwinters said:
That doesn't excuse someone for being an extremely testosterone laden redneck for wanting to kill a lion in the first place.



If people like this would get laid every once in a while, they wouldn't have to take out their male aggressions on innocent wildlife.



I'll bet he has a jacked up truck with 27" grabber tires and bull balls hanging from the trailer hitch.
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Yawn. Stereotypes. Rolling my eyes at you. Too much whiney internet for you.

You certainly must be a crazy testosterone laden redneck to bother with those dangerous little airplanes. Why not just let the professionals handle the nicely packaged flight in a big high speed aluminum tube and stop taking all those unnecessary risks, you wild man?

Plus, all that nice cellophane wrapped meat in your freezer didn't kill itself. You paid someone to raise it and kill it for ya. A nice squib to the brain brought you those lovely tacos. Moo.

Methinks... you can mind your business and he can mind his. He thinks you're equally stupid for your hobby, I'm guessing.

(Unless you're vegetarian or vegan, which still leaves the "none of your business" comment intact.)

Some dude shooting a lion halfway around the globe with a proper permit and approved by the local government is pretty much a non-news story anywhere but on the whiney over-reactive internet.

You know, the same internet that thinks they'd like a lion for a pet. Haha.

I think someone should trap a few and let 'em loose in suburbia and tell all the housewives that made this a big deal to keep an eye on their yappy dogs and kids.

Should be quite a hoot watching the human-monkeys scream and jabber at it from the tops of the trees.
 
Umm, Nate, some of us live among big wild cats, and have more of a risk from ****ing raccoons.

Cougars -- and other big cats -- really don't like hanging around humans and try to get away as fast as they can.
 
It's a lion, Nate. Not a cow or deer that will be eaten.

There is no good reason to kill a majestic animal just for the sake of killing it (especially one that's losing its habitat) just so you can hang the "trophy" on your wall. We all should have evolved beyond the need to do that long ago...apparently some haven't.
 
timwinters said:
It's a lion, Nate. Not a cow or deer that will be eaten.



There is no good reason to kill a majestic animal just for the sake of killing it (especially one that's losing its habitat) just so you can hang the "trophy" on your wall. We all should have evolved beyond the need to do that long ago...apparently some haven't.
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It's a cat. You're a monkey. Get over yourself.

Have you "evolved" because you make someone else do the raising, and the killing?

Or is it because you just can't see how "majestic" the cow is?

(Careful. Think India.)

The only thing that makes it a "majestic animal" is local folklore here, not there, and freaking Disney.

Over there, they're a pest that comes into your camp at night and drags off your goats and sometimes your kids. Pun intended.

It'll also feed the camp for a week, so no, most of the planet isn't "evolved beyond the need to do that" and doesn't have slaughterhouses set up to kill animals in mass quantity like we do.

Glad you have first world problems, like that store shelf full of meat you paid someone else to kill, so you don't have to be "de-evolved". Got some nice folk to pick your fruits and veggies for you too. All there in a nice shiny store.

Quite "evolved" you are there, having the manservants gather your food for your supper. Leaps and bounds over those terrible people in Africa who ask people to come shoot their pests and get to share in eating them.

Can we start a lion ranch and breed them to eat em? Would we be all amazingly and instantly "evolved" the way you want everyone to be then?

Let's do it over there. Feed everyone.
Think that'd be popular there? Lion tacos? Maybe a nice "evolved" Taco Bell? Or a McDs? Quarter Pound Lion Burger with Cheese?

If you're really worried about the cats losing habitat, all you have to do is start shooting the humans instead. I don't recommend it from a morality standpoint -- but it'd be way more effective for your problem you're trying to fix.

"Hey, someone kill me a cow and fetch me some fruit so I can pretend I'm evolved on the Internet, over this lion hunter dude, would ya? I'm way too busy to do all that stuff. Got internet whining to do! And someone go dig some coal so my computer keeps running. Sheesh. Do I have to do everything around here?! I am NOT going to go drill for oil for my airplane flight later today, so you damned "unevolved" people better get ON it! Snap snap. I don't have all day. I'm highly evolved here!"
 
Yawn...

I guess evolution hasn't made it to Colorado either...
 
timwinters said:
There is no good reason to kill a majestic animal just for the sake of killing it (especially one that's losing its habitat) just so you can hang the "trophy" on your wall. We all should have evolved beyond the need to do that long ago...apparently some haven't.
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Wow, just project your will onto everybody else, huh? So you decide when there is a good reason for kiling a certain type of animal? Think whatever you want to think, that's fine, but don't tell me what to do or what is too "majestic" to shoot.
 
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denverpilot said:
It's a cat. You're a monkey. Get over yourself.

Have you "evolved" because you make someone else do the raising, and the killing?

Or is it because you just can't see how "majestic" the cow is?

(Careful. Think India.)

The only thing that makes it a "majestic animal" is local folklore here, not there, and freaking Disney.

Over there, they're a pest that comes into your camp at night and drags off your goats and sometimes your kids. Pun intended.

It'll also feed the camp for a week, so no, most of the planet isn't "evolved beyond the need to do that" and doesn't have slaughterhouses set up to kill animals in mass quantity like we do.

Glad you have first world problems, like that store shelf full of meat you paid someone else to kill, so you don't have to be "de-evolved". Got some nice folk to pick your fruits and veggies for you too. All there in a nice shiny store.

Quite "evolved" you are there, having the manservants gather your food for your supper. Leaps and bounds over those terrible people in Africa who ask people to come shoot their pests and get to share in eating them.

Can we start a lion ranch and breed them to eat em? Would we be all amazingly and instantly "evolved" the way you want everyone to be then?

Let's do it over there. Feed everyone.
Think that'd be popular there? Lion tacos? Maybe a nice "evolved" Taco Bell? Or a McDs? Quarter Pound Lion Burger with Cheese?

If you're really worried about the cats losing habitat, all you have to do is start shooting the humans instead. I don't recommend it from a morality standpoint -- but it'd be way more effective for your problem you're trying to fix.

"Hey, someone kill me a cow and fetch me some fruit so I can pretend I'm evolved on the Internet, over this lion hunter dude, would ya? I'm way too busy to do all that stuff. Got internet whining to do! And someone go dig some coal so my computer keeps running. Sheesh. Do I have to do everything around here?! I am NOT going to go drill for oil for my airplane flight later today, so you damned "unevolved" people better get ON it! Snap snap. I don't have all day. I'm highly evolved here!"
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Outstanding post !
 
".....I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lion eyes...."
 
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