SixPapaCharlie
May the force be with you
- Joined
- Aug 8, 2013
- Messages
- 16,024
- Display Name
Display name:
Sixer
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Episode 7
Episode 8
Episode 9
This week's episode: "A Pilot's Pilot"
It is morning at the blue hangar.
A large group of pilots have gathered on the balcony to drink coffee and wait for the fog to lift in hopes of getting a bit of flying in.
Except for Vontresc.
Vontresc is drinking Scotch and babbling about needing a tug.
Given his current state there is much concern that doesn’t mean what we hope it means.
A long silent pause takes over the group.
Then it happened.
WHAM!!!!
The Door flies open in an explosion fueled by a man clearly in a crisis!
@Tom-D : "OH MY GOD!!!!!! SOMEBODY QUICK!!!!! I NEED A BAND-AID!!!!!"
@G-Man : "Geez Tom, what the heck?"
Tom-D: "HOLY GOD! THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!!!!"
G-Man: "Dude Calm down and tell us what happened"
[Tom frantically runs around the balcony dazed and flailing about.]
Tom-D: "IT WAS JUST A COMPRESSION CHECK!!!!!"
Tom-D: "I NEED A BAND-AID NOW!!! NOW DAMMIT!!!! SOMEONE GET ME A FRUKING BAND-AID"
@vontresc : "Hey man, I don't think you can use that word here. That's what they say in the purple hangar"
[As quickly as he entered, Tom runs back out the door we can hear him yelling as he runs away]
Tom-D: "It's not my fault!!! It's not my fault!!!"
[The door opens and in comes one of the newer pilots]
@Cajun_Flyer : "Hey boys, what’s going on?"
6PC: "Girl!"
Cajun_Flyer: "Red Handle!"
6PC: "Glad we got that out of the way. Those bits are used up."
Cajun_Flyer: "Done and done"
6PC: "Probably never need to bring those up again."
Cajun_Flyer: "I am totally aware that I've got boobies."
6PC: "I have likely heard all the red handle jokes."
Cajun_Flyer: "Glad that's over."
6PC: "Hey, If I show you my red handle, can I see your"
[A slapping sound can be heard]
Cajun_Flyer: "I am so excited! I got my cert! and I am going to go use it today!"
Cajun_Flyer: "Why is Vontresc laying on the floor?"
Vontresc (slurring badly): "I don’t need a Red Handle! I don't need boobies! I don't even need an engine! I'm a pilots pilot I tell ya! Now give me a tug"
Cajun_Flyer(standing back up): "Timbeck2, is that chair next to you taken?"
@Timbeck2 : "Nope, c'mon over."
Timbeck2: "Welcome. Here, want some pickled beets?"
Cajun_Flyer: "Ewe No!"
Timbeck2: "Ok, no worries. If you change your mind and want a snack, I have a whole sack of things in here that I like but most people don’t. Lemme know."
@BigBadLou : "And I have a whole bag of foods that I hate but other people love so we gotchya covered."
Vontresc interrupts loudly: "A Pilots Pilot Yeah!!"
@timwinters : "Hey Spike, Are you coming to Gaston's?"
@SCCutler : "No"
TimWinters: "That sucks man. We're gonna miss you"
SCCutler: "Well I mean I am coming but probably maybe I am not."
TimWinters: "What the hell?"
SCCutler: "I mean I have a meeting at work that is nowhere near around the time of the Gaston's trip. If that meeting runs long, I won't be there. "
TimWinters: "Ok, so you are not coming then?"
SCCutler: "I'll be there."
Vontresc interrupts loudly: "I landed gear up in a Cirrus once!!! Who else can say they've done that!! That's right bi**hes. If there were such a thing as a pilot's pilot's pilot, well you'd be lookin at him. What has 2 thumbs and is a pilots pilot? This Guy! YUP! Hell if we were at Sea, I would be a pirate's pirate. Mostly because Henning is gone but still.. I got two thumbs. You can't dispute that!"
@Joshuajayg : "Guys, I just heard the funniest thing on the CTAF. This student was talking and left his mic keyed and he goes..."
@ircphoenix (interrupting): "Hey, is that a horse on the runway?"
ircphoenix: "Never mind. It's just a dude. His shadow made him look like a horse for a second"
[The man approaches]
Horse: "Can I borrow your water hose? I want to spray a bunch of cold water into the very hot engine in that Cessna 172"
ircphoenix: "Why?"
Horse: "Look, don't ask questions, I just need as much of the coldest water as you have to quickly spray on that scalding hot engine over there"
ircphoenix: "Ok, the hose is over there"
Horse (walking away): "My CFI will be so proud. I'm gonna barrel roll this thing. Just you wait and see!!"
@eman1200 : "Wait for it. Wait for it"
"CRACK!"
Eman1200: "And Karma! Something very satisfying about that."
Eman1200: "Hey guys, I can't fly today. I have to run to the dick confetti store today and pick up a couple boxes. Anyone else need a box while I am there? Mother's day is just around the corner."
@Sac Arrow : "Hey Guys, I found this little toy monkey in the back of the hangar"
Eman1200: "Can I have it?"
Sac Arrow: "Sure!"
[Sac Arrow hands the monkey to Eman1200 effortlessly]
G-man: "Can I see it?"
Eman1200: "Yeah. Hear ya go"
G-man: "What a simple process that was"
Eman1200: "Yeah. Interesting we are even talking about it."
@LDJones "Well, the fog has lifted. I have a student to solo. I best get goin."
Cajun_Flyer: "You think it is clear enough for a newbie to make some laps around the patch?"
LDJones: "I think so."
Vontresc: "Boobies!!!"
LDJones: "Yeah, actually I think you should probably leave this mess and go fly young lady."
Cajun_Flyer: "See Ya Guys"
6PC: "Girl."
Cajun_Flyer: "Red Handle."
Vontresc: "Grrrrrr I'm a pirate"
[Vontresc throws up]
As the fog lifts, the gaggle of pilots makes their way down the stairs on to the ramp and into their respective aircraft.
Nothing left on the balcony but some chairs, a little plastic monkey and one sleeping pilot's pilot.
Tune in for next week's episode: Vontresc's Crazy Dream!
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Episode 7
Episode 8
Episode 9
This week's episode: "A Pilot's Pilot"
It is morning at the blue hangar.
A large group of pilots have gathered on the balcony to drink coffee and wait for the fog to lift in hopes of getting a bit of flying in.
Except for Vontresc.
Vontresc is drinking Scotch and babbling about needing a tug.
Given his current state there is much concern that doesn’t mean what we hope it means.
A long silent pause takes over the group.
Then it happened.
WHAM!!!!
The Door flies open in an explosion fueled by a man clearly in a crisis!
@Tom-D : "OH MY GOD!!!!!! SOMEBODY QUICK!!!!! I NEED A BAND-AID!!!!!"
@G-Man : "Geez Tom, what the heck?"
Tom-D: "HOLY GOD! THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!!!!"
G-Man: "Dude Calm down and tell us what happened"
[Tom frantically runs around the balcony dazed and flailing about.]
Tom-D: "IT WAS JUST A COMPRESSION CHECK!!!!!"
Tom-D: "I NEED A BAND-AID NOW!!! NOW DAMMIT!!!! SOMEONE GET ME A FRUKING BAND-AID"
@vontresc : "Hey man, I don't think you can use that word here. That's what they say in the purple hangar"
[As quickly as he entered, Tom runs back out the door we can hear him yelling as he runs away]
Tom-D: "It's not my fault!!! It's not my fault!!!"
[The door opens and in comes one of the newer pilots]
@Cajun_Flyer : "Hey boys, what’s going on?"
6PC: "Girl!"
Cajun_Flyer: "Red Handle!"
6PC: "Glad we got that out of the way. Those bits are used up."
Cajun_Flyer: "Done and done"
6PC: "Probably never need to bring those up again."
Cajun_Flyer: "I am totally aware that I've got boobies."
6PC: "I have likely heard all the red handle jokes."
Cajun_Flyer: "Glad that's over."
6PC: "Hey, If I show you my red handle, can I see your"
[A slapping sound can be heard]
Cajun_Flyer: "I am so excited! I got my cert! and I am going to go use it today!"
Cajun_Flyer: "Why is Vontresc laying on the floor?"
Vontresc (slurring badly): "I don’t need a Red Handle! I don't need boobies! I don't even need an engine! I'm a pilots pilot I tell ya! Now give me a tug"
Cajun_Flyer(standing back up): "Timbeck2, is that chair next to you taken?"
@Timbeck2 : "Nope, c'mon over."
Timbeck2: "Welcome. Here, want some pickled beets?"
Cajun_Flyer: "Ewe No!"
Timbeck2: "Ok, no worries. If you change your mind and want a snack, I have a whole sack of things in here that I like but most people don’t. Lemme know."
@BigBadLou : "And I have a whole bag of foods that I hate but other people love so we gotchya covered."
Vontresc interrupts loudly: "A Pilots Pilot Yeah!!"
@timwinters : "Hey Spike, Are you coming to Gaston's?"
@SCCutler : "No"
TimWinters: "That sucks man. We're gonna miss you"
SCCutler: "Well I mean I am coming but probably maybe I am not."
TimWinters: "What the hell?"
SCCutler: "I mean I have a meeting at work that is nowhere near around the time of the Gaston's trip. If that meeting runs long, I won't be there. "
TimWinters: "Ok, so you are not coming then?"
SCCutler: "I'll be there."
Vontresc interrupts loudly: "I landed gear up in a Cirrus once!!! Who else can say they've done that!! That's right bi**hes. If there were such a thing as a pilot's pilot's pilot, well you'd be lookin at him. What has 2 thumbs and is a pilots pilot? This Guy! YUP! Hell if we were at Sea, I would be a pirate's pirate. Mostly because Henning is gone but still.. I got two thumbs. You can't dispute that!"
@Joshuajayg : "Guys, I just heard the funniest thing on the CTAF. This student was talking and left his mic keyed and he goes..."
@ircphoenix (interrupting): "Hey, is that a horse on the runway?"
ircphoenix: "Never mind. It's just a dude. His shadow made him look like a horse for a second"
[The man approaches]
Horse: "Can I borrow your water hose? I want to spray a bunch of cold water into the very hot engine in that Cessna 172"
ircphoenix: "Why?"
Horse: "Look, don't ask questions, I just need as much of the coldest water as you have to quickly spray on that scalding hot engine over there"
ircphoenix: "Ok, the hose is over there"
Horse (walking away): "My CFI will be so proud. I'm gonna barrel roll this thing. Just you wait and see!!"
@eman1200 : "Wait for it. Wait for it"
"CRACK!"
Eman1200: "And Karma! Something very satisfying about that."
Eman1200: "Hey guys, I can't fly today. I have to run to the dick confetti store today and pick up a couple boxes. Anyone else need a box while I am there? Mother's day is just around the corner."
@Sac Arrow : "Hey Guys, I found this little toy monkey in the back of the hangar"
Eman1200: "Can I have it?"
Sac Arrow: "Sure!"
[Sac Arrow hands the monkey to Eman1200 effortlessly]
G-man: "Can I see it?"
Eman1200: "Yeah. Hear ya go"
G-man: "What a simple process that was"
Eman1200: "Yeah. Interesting we are even talking about it."
@LDJones "Well, the fog has lifted. I have a student to solo. I best get goin."
Cajun_Flyer: "You think it is clear enough for a newbie to make some laps around the patch?"
LDJones: "I think so."
Vontresc: "Boobies!!!"
LDJones: "Yeah, actually I think you should probably leave this mess and go fly young lady."
Cajun_Flyer: "See Ya Guys"
6PC: "Girl."
Cajun_Flyer: "Red Handle."
Vontresc: "Grrrrrr I'm a pirate"
[Vontresc throws up]
As the fog lifts, the gaggle of pilots makes their way down the stairs on to the ramp and into their respective aircraft.
Nothing left on the balcony but some chairs, a little plastic monkey and one sleeping pilot's pilot.
Tune in for next week's episode: Vontresc's Crazy Dream!
Last edited:
