Sac Arrow
Touchdown! Greaser!
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Snorting his way across the USA
I want that monkey.
Interesting challenge here: The Monkey is in California. The desired owner is in Charlotte. Can the Monkey travel from Oakland to Charlotte via GA flying? How many different people and flight segments will it take to move it from point west to point east?
Rules of the Great Monkey Race
- If you have the Monkey, you are responsible for finding someone closer to Charlotte than you are and for transferring the Monkey to them.
- you and the person you're transferring it to must meet at a "3rd party" location to hand off the Monkey. You cannot do it at your or their home 'drome.
- the Monkey must be flown to all locations.
- No leg can be more than 500 miles.
- You must maintain custody of the bag and flight log for The Monkey.
Anyone interested?
I'm all up for it but there is one minor technicality. I don't actually own the monkey. I could scab it probably, as I believe the original owner abandoned it.
Is it one of those evil monkeys? You know, the kind that sit still, then you look away and then look back, and notice that it's moved a little bit closer?
Racist.
I'm deeply offended.
Or, meh - I guess not. Yawn, I need a cup of tea.
I like pie.
Dude, you seriously wear socks like that?
...in the break room when I walked in the office this morning. That's all, carry on.
Dude, you seriously wear socks like that?
Why you hating on my socks?
Dude, you seriously wear socks like that?
The 80s called and want your socks back, Sac. Or maybe it's a California thing.
But they also want my shoes. So it's all good.
Rona says hi.
Are those Penny Loafers???
looks like the consensus is Sac's socks suck.
but the monkey is still freakin awesome.
Two pages of comments and not a single one about the emaciated cow. I'm disappointed.
And oh by the way it appears as if I am being accused of sock suckery.
And monkey spankery.
Obviously you have never been to Southeast Asia. Do you have any idea at all what a cow in Vietnam looks like?
And oh by the way it appears as if I am being accused of sock suckery.
And monkey spankery.