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Sac Arrow

Sac Arrow

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Snorting his way across the USA
...in the break room when I walked in the office this morning. That's all, carry on.

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I think it was a result of someone cleaning out their office.
 
Racist.

I'm deeply offended.

Or, meh - I guess not. Yawn, I need a cup of tea.

I like pie.
 
I feel like they're all staring right at me..................

speaking of monkeys, who is it that posted a video, real nice, flying along with nice puffy white clouds, nice soothing music in the background, then WHAM....freaky subliminal monkey shot that stil gives me nightmares to this day? anyone remember that? freaky, man, freaky.
 
Are you saying you want to touch my monkey?
 
Yo are cursed.... Those are like JP tarot cards bro.....
 
eman1200 said:
I want that monkey.
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Interesting challenge here: The Monkey is in California. The desired owner is in Charlotte. Can the Monkey travel from Oakland to Charlotte via GA flying? How many different people and flight segments will it take to move it from point west to point east?

Rules of the Great Monkey Race

- If you have the Monkey, you are responsible for finding someone closer to Charlotte than you are and for transferring the Monkey to them.
- you and the person you're transferring it to must meet at a "3rd party" location to hand off the Monkey. You cannot do it at your or their home 'drome.
- the Monkey must be flown to all locations.
- No leg can be more than 500 miles.
- You must maintain custody of the bag and flight log for The Monkey.



Anyone interested?
 
bflynn said:
Interesting challenge here: The Monkey is in California. The desired owner is in Charlotte. Can the Monkey travel from Oakland to Charlotte via GA flying? How many different people and flight segments will it take to move it from point west to point east?

Rules of the Great Monkey Race

- If you have the Monkey, you are responsible for finding someone closer to Charlotte than you are and for transferring the Monkey to them.
- you and the person you're transferring it to must meet at a "3rd party" location to hand off the Monkey. You cannot do it at your or their home 'drome.
- the Monkey must be flown to all locations.
- No leg can be more than 500 miles.
- You must maintain custody of the bag and flight log for The Monkey.



Anyone interested?
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I'm all up for it but there is one minor technicality. I don't actually own the monkey. I could scab it probably, as I believe the original owner abandoned it.
 
But for the lack of a comma strategically placed, it would behoove both parties to validate the definitive article in question.

As it were...
 
Well guess what. The little Asian figurines and the cow were already filched, so......

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Sac Arrow said:
I'm all up for it but there is one minor technicality. I don't actually own the monkey. I could scab it probably, as I believe the original owner abandoned it.
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Finders Keepers. Go get it. Put it in a bag and address it however EMan says to so it can find it's way to him.

Pictures are required. Posted here under a yet-to-be-started "Great Monkey Race" thread.

What's the comma issue?
 
Is it one of those evil monkeys? You know, the kind that sit still, then you look away and then look back, and notice that it's moved a little bit closer?
 
Two options for me:

1. Fly it to KTVL. Direct route would require crossing the Rockies for someone.

2. Fly it South somewhere, so someone can initiate a Southern route.
 
Matthew said:
Is it one of those evil monkeys? You know, the kind that sit still, then you look away and then look back, and notice that it's moved a little bit closer?
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Look at the sequence of the pictures. I think you've answered your own question.
 
finally, a REAL reason to have the 'relay race'......I mean, beer was ok, but this, brilliant! nice goin bflynn!
 
Dude, you seriously wear socks like that?
 
Sac Arrow said:
...in the break room when I walked in the office this morning. That's all, carry on.

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Hmm caption this picture:

"Holy cow!"
"Ram this!"
"Hear no evil"
"I rove you wrong wrong time"
 
The 80s called and want your socks back, Sac. Or maybe it's a California thing.

But they also want my shoes. So it's all good.

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Rona says hi.
 
N801BH said:
Are those Penny Loafers???:redface:
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Nah. Just wine colored Docker deck shoes.

Can't find anything that lasts any longer than they do the way I beat them up. And I only wear them when I don't feel like wearing the cowboy boots.

Work pretty well for flying, too. As long as I don't have to shovel snow from in front of the hangar.

They disappeared for a while but showed up again one day on Zappos, so there they are. On my feet.
 
looks like the consensus is Sac's socks suck.


but the monkey is still freakin awesome.
 
Two pages of comments and not a single one about the emaciated cow. I'm disappointed.
 
LandSickness said:
Two pages of comments and not a single one about the emaciated cow. I'm disappointed.
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Obviously you have never been to Southeast Asia. Do you have any idea at all what a cow in Vietnam looks like?

And oh by the way it appears as if I am being accused of sock suckery.

And monkey spankery.
 
Sac Arrow said:
Obviously you have never been to Southeast Asia. Do you have any idea at all what a cow in Vietnam looks like?

And oh by the way it appears as if I am being accused of sock suckery.

And monkey spankery.
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Well your socks do suck. If the socks fit, you must admit...
 
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