Things You'll Never Hear (or see)

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I'm from the FAA...we were wrong and want to apologize
 
I pulled you over just to tell you that you are one of the better drivers I've seen this month.
 
Sure, I can loan you $5. I have the cash right her in my pocket. My wife doubled my allowance this week!
 
The Obama Administration announced, today, that all supercilious regulation and regulatory costs that has here-to-fore applied to general aviation, will be immediately rescinded...
 
Basic driving proficiency. That's less likely than $1/hr rental rates for a B-29.
 
Congress and the President are doing a great job working together.

Cheers
 
Obama's College Transcripts and Romney's Tax Returns.:no:

Cheers
 
Please don't send this thread to the SZ. Thank you.
 
Well, I just finished up the annual and didn't find anything wrong.
 
A new Certificated IFR true four-seater priced less than 1/2 a million dollars, ever again.
 
It was such a joy to work on this plane that I'm not even going to charge you for it.
 
A world where the 80/20 rule breaks with 20 as the stupid side.
 
That one was not George Bush's fault, it was mine.
 
Congress just proclaiming the income tax is abolished.
" " " " announced they will take a pay cut.
The president saying " I've served 1 term, that's enough"
 
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This road vehicle was designed to be maintained.
 
A man say "I'll clean the house"

A woman say "I'll wash the car"
 
"Honey, why don't you just buy an airplane instead of renting?"
 
Honey, that dress accentuates every one of the 55 pounds you've gained over the last eight years and emphasizes all the wrong things about your figure.
 
Please no more wardrobe malfunctions.

Until sumo wrestling goes Olympic.
 
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