The TSA Gives Us Rash

"Unlike the old uniforms, White added, the new ones come with "a real gold badge." "

Wow! I'm really impressed. I hope these new uniforms are half as annoying to them as they (TSA) are to us. That would be justice.
 
When they switched to the new uniforms at ORD I was flying that day. I walked up and saw the ID checker in his fancy new duds sporting his gold metal badge. I knew that this was about to happen at ORD from reading about it in the paper and pretty much already formed my opinion about it.

Since there was not a line I said hi to the guy and said "Oh you guys have new uniforms huh?" An obvious observation and small talk type of question, but I got the response I wanted. The agnet puffed himself up, looking proud in his para-police blue uniform and said " they look really good and much better than the white ones?" I then told him I thought that the white ones looked better as they were unique to the airport, now they look like they are just a bunch of stewardesses in those colors.

His ego deflated appropriately.

:devil:
 
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