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I hate flying
 
No, that doesn't make your butt look big.
 
FAA Aeromed is fair, reasonable, cooperative, and eager to help pilots by using up-to-date medical knowledge, the best physicians in the country, and the latest in communication technologies.
 
Scotch and Bourbon suck, but I love Keurig coffee!
 
I’ve been so depressed the last few days that I just stay at home, drinking hot cocoa, eating cookies, and coloring in my coloring books.
 
Yes... wait...
 
No, I’m not busy at all, and I’d love to go shopping with you.
 
Most excellent telecommunications conglomerate on the planet. Customer service beyond superb. In fact, they anticipate your every wish.
 
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