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The Oil Problem, according to Garfield
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer.
1. Nobody bothered to check the oil.
2. We just didn't know we were getting low.
3. The reason for that is purely geographical. The oil is located in:
Alaska
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Wyoming
Colorado
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
Texas
4. The dipsticks are located in Washington, D.C.
Any Questions? NO?...Didn't think So!
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer.
1. Nobody bothered to check the oil.
2. We just didn't know we were getting low.
3. The reason for that is purely geographical. The oil is located in:
Alaska
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Wyoming
Colorado
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
Texas
4. The dipsticks are located in Washington, D.C.
Any Questions? NO?...Didn't think So!
I think that says it all.
