THE. CAT. PEED. IN. MY. FLIGHT. BAG.

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by cowman, May 29, 2020.

  1. steingar

    steingar Taxi to Parking

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    Had a girlfriend with a half dozen of those monsters. One lazy afternoon we were doing the horizontal rumba when one of those things sat on and sank its claws right into my tender hairy white six. Haven't been a big fan ever since.
     
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    That's why the cat peed, cat has had enough of Fred Flinstone like everyone else
     
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  3. denverpilot

    denverpilot Tied Down PoA Supporter

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    And people here say *I* have given images they can’t get out of their heads! :)
     
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    Reminds me of this gem from PBF

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    Crashnburn Line Up and Wait

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    There’s always a CATerpiller tractor. Ted duPris might let you borrow his
     
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  6. diabolical

    diabolical Filing Flight Plan

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    We have several Firehouse special recipes for you! Even a Surf-n-Turf version... This usually offends the animal rescue groups, though.

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    Meat loaf, AKA “Cat Loaf” is just one of many recipes to get our minds off the truly bad scenes we run across. FF’s tend to sometimes have a bit more warped sense of humor as a coping mechanism. Sometimes it works, sometimes the suicide rate skyrockets in the Fire and Police professions.
     
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  7. JOhnH

    JOhnH Touchdown! Greaser!

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    That is pretty disgusting.

    But funny.
     
  8. Anthony

    Anthony Touchdown! Greaser!

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    So sex just that one time then?