Courtesy of http://bash.org/?quote=758379 # 758379 (NSFW language)
They do fly. Not me, bud.
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we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it was like sunday afternoon we're headed back west
we're cruisin... maybe 130-140mph
flew past a trooper on the side of the road
trooper lights up ... siren blasting ... chasing us down the highway
we're both like should we stop ... there's no way he can catch up to us
we decided to be good and stop
cop catches up to us ... comes out gun drawn ... ****ed as hell
walks up to the side of the car and goes
"SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE"
Jason pulls out his 'ing pilot's license
cop's jaw hits the 'ing ground
most stunned face I've ever 'ing seen
in this practically a whimper goes "get the f out of here"
no ticket... too embarassed apparently
I'll never forget that day long as I live
I was sure we were goin to jail
They do fly. Not me, bud.
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