Sumping the tanks the right way (satire)

I wake up at night and, instead of reading for a while, check to see if some of my subscriptions have new videos.

I did have to go pee immediately after seeing this one.
 
flhrci said:
Does 100LL leave a blue ring around your mouth like Kool-Aid? And does it taste like a blueberry flavor?
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I was just gonna say that his 100LL looks a lot like Blueberry Kool-aid. Nice!
 
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6PC is quickly becoming famous
 
I'm hoping one day we'll see his version of "How to shoot an instrument approach, the right way (satire)".
 
When I was in college, there was this one girl up on the girl's floor (which, was generally where the girls were when they weren't hanging around with the guys, and vice versa by the way) who had this large, sealed glass mason jar of about roughly two quart capacity.

Filled with sperm. It was a translucent, white, gelatinous mass with the consistency of molasses. She would pull it out at parties. She claimed it took over a hundred guys to fill it. Sometimes she'd help them, sometimes she'd just let them do it. It was kind of gross. Yet fascinating. Responses to viewing this thing ranged from "Eww, yuck!" to "Oh my god, no f*** way!" to "That can't be real." Some suggested to open it. Others said no way.

The mystery eluded the dorm for an entire semester. Then finally she admitted that it was filled with some kind of thick palm oil. I don't know if there were any confirmations on the fallacy.
 
That's about the rate my plane drinks it as well. POA should sponsor a boat race...
 
I want to point out that I sumped the 414 yesterday, and that is exactly how I sumped it.

Well, ok, maybe not...
 
JCranford said:
Wait till he starts in on the gun shooting videos!
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"You always want to yell out "RANGE HOT!" because this is Texas, and it's hot out. I mean, really hot. If you're in Siberia, you can yell "RANGE COLD!" because it's cold."
 
It's a shame that the "display name" is so small and not seen anymore, otherwise I'd be changing mine to "Einstein", "Twin Engine Ted", or "Kyle."
 
Translated into German it comes out as "Ein Twin Engine Kyle-Stein...Ted"
 
I used to do that, but my doctor kept telling me I have stuck heart valves, and I had bowel fouling issues. I switched to mogas and those problems have disappeared. However, on a really hot day, my guts sometimes get vapor locked. I've found that about 1 part 100LL to 3 parts mogas keeps me regular and my heart valves clean.
 
flhrci said:
Prescription or over the counter? generic or name brand? Makes a difference!
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As long as it doesn't have that maize crap in it that the gubment pushes. Gotta be made outta pure rotten dinosaurs. Now if you really look around, you can find the good stuff made out of pure t-rex.
 
My mechanic gave me a lesson on how to get water out of a high wing plane like a Cessna 182 with long range tanks. He say to get the water away from the wrinkles in the bottom of the bladders, push the tail down to the ground, wiggle the wings and with the tail down sump the tanks.
 
Bob Bement said:
My mechanic gave me a lesson on how to get water out of a high wing plane like a Cessna 182 with long range tanks. He say to get the water away from the wrinkles in the bottom of the bladders, push the tail down to the ground, wiggle the wings and with the tail down sump the tanks.
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I don't push the tail down, but a fairly aggressive wing wiggle is part of my preflight routine for that very reason.
 
Bob Bement said:
My mechanic gave me a lesson on how to get water out of a high wing plane like a Cessna 182 with long range tanks. He say to get the water away from the wrinkles in the bottom of the bladders, push the tail down to the ground, wiggle the wings and with the tail down sump the tanks.
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I hope he followed that up with showing you how to replace the caps with ones that work! ;)
 
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