This thread reminds me of the annual barbecue lighting contest that they had at Purdue University some years ago. The object was to see who could get a charcoal grill ready to cook on in the shortest possible time. As I understand it George Goble, a senior systems engineer, has the shortest time on record in the order of 3 seconds. He used 60 pounds of charcoal, a lit cigarette buried in the charcoal as an ignition source and then he poured several gallons of liquid oxygen onto the charcoal. See attached picture.
He used to have all of the details on a web site but I understand that the University made him take it down. It's also my understanding that the local fire department forbid him form doing anything like that again.
Someone else put details up on this site:
http://blogs.msdn.com/gzunino/archive/2004/05/23/140092.aspx