airbornejohnny
Line Up and Wait
OK, I'll indulge a tad. About 12 years ago, I was pulling squad duty as a driver. We got tapped out to my friends place as his grandfather was having a heart attack. On my way to pick up the bus, I heard the first cop on scene request we expedite, and right when the dispatcher relayed it on squad band, I passed another officer running radar...I'm pretty sure I woke him up.
Anyway, we transported Opa with medics (he turned out ok) and upon returning to the squad building, I was met by the cop who was on the radar post, who gave me a belittling dressing down, asserting that as I was no EMT I had no need to rush (BTW, the crew was 1 EMT, and me). I did not argue, but didn't forget that when a month or two later, I was literally on the other side of the discussion.
En-route to an alarm (the whole system was screwed up; constant fire and burglar alarms for a month) on a rainy day, he hydroplaned his patrol car right into a telephone pole. As I walked up to his car, jaws in hand, I asked him if he knew what I wanted to say. He replied "Slow the*&@# down! Now get me out.
That is to this day, the only time I have ever laughed during an extrication.
Anyway, we transported Opa with medics (he turned out ok) and upon returning to the squad building, I was met by the cop who was on the radar post, who gave me a belittling dressing down, asserting that as I was no EMT I had no need to rush (BTW, the crew was 1 EMT, and me). I did not argue, but didn't forget that when a month or two later, I was literally on the other side of the discussion.
En-route to an alarm (the whole system was screwed up; constant fire and burglar alarms for a month) on a rainy day, he hydroplaned his patrol car right into a telephone pole. As I walked up to his car, jaws in hand, I asked him if he knew what I wanted to say. He replied "Slow the*&@# down! Now get me out.
That is to this day, the only time I have ever laughed during an extrication.