Richard
Final Approach
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Ack...city life
Some day, when I am very old and have nothing to lose, when I don't give a rip what they do to me, I'm going to give them the answer they've secretly been waiting to hear:
THEM: "Welcome back to the USA, go stand in the yellow painted box. Do you have any drugs or weapons in your baggage?"
ME: "Officer, I'm happy to say I DO have drugs in my baggage and it's some pretty good ****, if I may say so. Also, I have many guns, but don't ask me how I got them."
THEM: "Did someone other than yourself handle your baggage or has it been out of your sight?"
ME: "Why yes! And it sure is heavy for just a two day trip, lots of metal sounding things clanking against each other. It hasn't been out of my sight other than when I stopped in at the gun & ammo store on the way to the airport."
THEM: "Do you mind if we search your bags?"
ME: "Yes, I do mind. If you search my bags you'll find the BOMB which you're not supposed to know about. Now let an old man through, you young punk."
THEM: "Welcome back to the USA, go stand in the yellow painted box. Do you have any drugs or weapons in your baggage?"
ME: "Officer, I'm happy to say I DO have drugs in my baggage and it's some pretty good ****, if I may say so. Also, I have many guns, but don't ask me how I got them."
THEM: "Did someone other than yourself handle your baggage or has it been out of your sight?"
ME: "Why yes! And it sure is heavy for just a two day trip, lots of metal sounding things clanking against each other. It hasn't been out of my sight other than when I stopped in at the gun & ammo store on the way to the airport."
THEM: "Do you mind if we search your bags?"
ME: "Yes, I do mind. If you search my bags you'll find the BOMB which you're not supposed to know about. Now let an old man through, you young punk."