I try to convince myself living in Michigan that I would rather have a solid cold winter as opposed to sleet rain ice melting like some of you are having right now down south (not fun)
But the past few weeks I feel like I am losing my own argument.
Life in West Michigan:
- This morning on the way to the airport it was -23c and my boogers froze while pumping gas.
- I now have to shovel paths in my back yard so my dog doesn't freeze his willy (he not small, puts his paws on my shoulder and licks my face when I get home from work, the snow is deeper than the 3-1/2 foot fence)
-Got a snowmobile stuck in a farm field last week and jumped off to start digging, it was up to my rib cage. (took 40 minutes to get moving again and had to roll, swim, flail to move around, I looked like Ralphies little brother on Christmas story when he fell down in the snowsuit and couldn't get up )
-But on the positive side, Yesterday was the first official day it has not snowed in 3 weeks, and today I saw the sun from 8:10 am to 9:48. (had to break out the sun screen)
Im thinking I need to relocate, or get a faster plane for travels to the Bahamas every weekend.