I have a bit of advice for you Nick.
From now on you can be right or you can be happy. So always insist on the last word in any argument. Just make sure the words are "yes dear, you're right".
If you get caught staring a women when you're out remember these handy responses:
"Being that skinny can't be healthy"
"Do you think those shoes go well with that outfit? What was she thinking?"
"Doesn't she remind you of that actress on TV in that show, you know ah.."
I'm not really sure what they mean but those magic incantations seem to work.
I'm sure the guys have many more tidbits to help you maintain a long and healthy relationship.
Joe
edit this was just sent to me, seems appropriate:
Quote of the day:
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh!t.'