Okay. Now, every once in a while I do stupid s**t in a drunken stupor and wake up to regret it like posting threads on cole slaw and waking up next to a farm animal, but it's happened again for the third time and my computer was OFF the whole time. In fact I wasn't even near it. Yes, Facebook has been adding 'friends' without my knowledge or permission. Two have been people I know, and one is someone I do not know. I don't have friends. I don't like friends. Friends don't like me. If you are a Facebook friend of mine then you probably aren't reading this post, and if you are then just assume that the above does not apply to you. You are special. This is bizarre. It's like someone hacked my account and felt that I was socially inadequate and needed more online presence. I don't need more online presence. I need less online presence. You are probably wondering why I'm such a loser as to be Facebooking on a Friday night instead of trolling the bars and pubs. It is because right now it is Saturday morning and I did that last night. It is because I was trolling the bars and pubs last night instead of whoring it up on the Internet I know I wasn't Facebooking. Had anyone else had this happen?