Pigeon on Board

[A1Topgun]

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Delta flight stow-a-way.
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[Shepherd]

A whole new class of Homing Pigeon.

 

[MauleSkinner]

A whole new class of Homing Pigeon.

Business class homing pidgeons?

 

[luvflyin]

Those are not real pigeons, they are Government Surveillance Drones

 

[Gary Ward]

I had homing pigeons when I was a teenager.
I like to get back into them so could take them places in my plane. Release them and race them home. Maybe they would fly right outside the plane? Follow me home? lol

 

[GoFly]

New GPS

 

[billsgs126]

Not stow-a-ways, deadheading crew.

 

[MauleSkinner]

New GPS

So I need a duck, a cat, AND a pidgeon?

 

[GoFly]

Might as well add a pointer too

 

[Warlock]

Last year coming back from Heathrow, an hour after departure I heard cooing and it was pigeon stowaway in a business class seat in front of me. Upon arrival at EWR we had food and drug guys with a net and cage meet the plane….we waited 10 to 15 min for them to board and evaluate the issue. Finally we were allowed to deplane. No clue what happened to the bird.

 

[billsgs126]

Last year coming back from Heathrow, an hour after departure I heard cooing and it was pigeon stowaway in a business class seat in front of me. Upon arrival at EWR we had food and drug guys with a net and cage meet the plane….we waited 10 to 15 min for them to board and evaluate the issue. Finally we were allowed to deplane. No clue what happened to the bird.

Probably drizzled with a mushroom reduction and served with wild rice.

 

[Mikey52]

New inflight entertainment because the wifi wasn't working.

 

[Hengelo]

Still better than a spider.

 

[Domenick]

Who shrieks in panic over a damned pigeon?

 

[jayhawk74]

Someone who had just watched Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”

 

[MauleSkinner]

Who shrieks in panic over a damned pigeon?

The Nintendo Generation.

Of course, it’s a fair bet that no one had a shotgun to properly deal with it, so that does up the scary factor a bit.

 

[Domenick]

An emotional support cat might have been helpful.

 

[MauleSkinner]

An emotional support cat might have been helpful.

Claw marks on everybody’s head?

 

[Skyrys62]

Who shrieks in panic over a damned pigeon?

I'd just be glad it wasn't a dead canary.

 

[bonefishpete]

when a pigeon flys inside an aircraft does its weight count towards aircraft’s total weight?

 

[MauleSkinner]

when a pigeon flys inside an aircraft does its weight count towards aircraft’s total weight?

Depends whether it flies because of Newton or Bernoulli.

 

[Ashara Keliyn]

Who shrieks in panic over a damned pigeon?

Ornithophobs

 

[Omalley1537]

when a pigeon flys inside an aircraft does its weight count towards aircraft’s total weight?

Is the airplane on a treadmill?

 

[Domenick]

Ornithophobs

Isn't that something you hang on a pocket watch?

 

[billsgs126]

An emotional support cat might have been helpful.

Ah, but what if it is Schrödinger's cat?

 

[WDD]

I'd just be glad it wasn't a dead canary….parrot..

FIFY

 

[billsgs126]

I'd just be glad it wasn't a dead canary parrot.

FIFY

E's just resting.

 

[Groundpounder]

I got in an airplane that just got towed over from the mx hangar and there were two pigeons in it. Opened all the doors and managed to herd them out.

Rather have them in there vs yellowjackets.

 

[billsgs126]

I got in an airplane that just got towed over from the mx hangar and there were two pigeons in it. Opened all the doors and managed to herd them out.

Rather have them in there vs yellowjackets.

Bad ju-ju?

 

[Domenick]

Ah, but what if it is Schrödinger's cat?

Then the pigeon is both dead and alive?

 

[WDD]

Then the pigeon is both dead and alive?

And is the pilot really there as well? Metaphysical quantum physics we got going on there.