I promised Penny I wouldn't tell you the secret. Shhhhh!!!! Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall (we built the pyramids), Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, That all started with the big bang! "Since the dawn of man" is really not that long, As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song. A fraction of a second and the elements were made. The bipeds stood up straight, The dinosaurs all met their fate, They tried to leap but they were late And they all died (they froze their asses off) The oceans and pangea See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya Set in motion by the same big bang! It all started with the big BANG! It's expanding ever outward but one day It will cause the stars to go the other way, Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang! Australopithecus would really have been sick of us Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses) Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy It all started with the big bang! Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology It all started with the big bang! It all started with the big BANG!
Under normal circumstances I'd say I told you so. But, as I have told so with such vehemence and frequency already the phrase has lost all meaning. Therefore, I will be replacing it with the phrase, I have informed you thusly.
Hey, looks like Nate finally asked Jesse to set up a Mile High Flyers forum! And that's a podcast. And no, it's not about that.
Now if I could just find some time to get the back-episodes out, move everything to Libsyn, rework the website to point everyone here/remove our forum, and oh yeah... maybe go flying this weekend...
Mile High... Is that AGL or MSL? More importantly: If you're doing the deed whilst aloft, does the altitude matter?
From the purple board thread on Limericks. A Bement original: I once flew with a gal named Sadie, T'was a misnomer to call her a lady, She possessed quite a mix, Of very sexual tricks, And displayed them at 5280 (five thousand two hundred and eighty).
