Oh the horror....

That is on a par with the dangers of dihydrogen oxide! And it's all Bush's fault.

Judy
 
Ok, people, don't panic! I'm happy to report that 3 hours ago, as of the time of this posting, the darkness had begun receeding.

I think we're in the clear now. Lets hope we don't have to go through THAT again!
 
Greebo said:
Ok, people, don't panic! I'm happy to report that 3 hours ago, as of the time of this posting, the darkness had begun receeding.

I think we're in the clear now. Lets hope we don't have to go through THAT again!
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Oh thank the lord, I believe you are correct. Back to work everybody.
 
Ghery said:
And that's dihydrogen monoxide, thank you.

I love that web site!
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What is scary is all the knee jerk under educated folks who signed the petitions to get DHMO banned. Scary.
 
my favorite bullet point from the DHMO FAQ:

* DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
 
Anyone know where I can get a 'Ban DHMO' bumper sticker?
 
Holly cow that happened here in Denver yesterday towards the late afternoon. You don't thinl it is terrorist related do you?? I better get some duck tape and tin foil :lightning::hairraise:
 
Greebo said:
Anyone know where I can get a 'Ban DHMO' bumper sticker?
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Think that could be the official bumpersticker of POA?

"Pilots against Dihydrogen Monoxide"
 
SkyHog said:
Very scary indeed.
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"Houston-area victims flee their workplaces ahead of the growing wave of darkness." :rofl: :rofl:

And don't forget that dark is faster than light. :eek:


New bumpersticker:
BAN PLANETARY ANGULAR MOMENTUM!
 
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fgcason said:
And don't forget that dark is faster than light.
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Absolutely.

After all, no matter how fast light rushes to wherever it's going, it always find that dark has gotten there first.
 
Greebo said:
Absolutely.

After all, no matter how fast light rushes to wherever it's going, it always find that dark has gotten there first.
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Very astute point.
 
judypilot said:
That is on a par with the dangers of dihydrogen oxide! And it's all Bush's fault.

Judy
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We had a radio DJ in Fairbanks get a 2 week unpaid vacation for running that joke on Apr Fools Day. He said all of the schools had test positive for dihydrogen oxide (there is an arsnic problem that shows up sometimes). Parents rushed to the schools to take their children out.
 
Too late to save the world. Dihydrogen Monoxide has contaminated the entirety of the earth's water supply. Every thing that has come into contact with DHMO has died. And remember. BREATHING DHMO IS FATAL! Our only hope is to colonize Mars and hope that no one brings DHMO along.

* This PSA brought to you by lack of sleep. :)
 
wbarnhill said:
And remember. BREATHING DHMO IS FATAL!
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Actually it's not Fatal... I do it every day... Breathing large quantities of DHMO is Fatal, particularly in it's most common form but you can breath a certian amount of the vapors without any harm.

Missa
 
This hysteria about DHMO has gone on long enough!

I was taking a shower this morning and suddently realized that I was totally COVERED in DHMO and nothing bad happened except it made the soap slippery and hard to hold.
 
Greebo said:
This hysteria about DHMO has gone on long enough!

I was taking a shower this morning and suddently realized that I was totally COVERED in DHMO and nothing bad happened except it made the soap slippery and hard to hold.
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That, and your natural body oils had been stripped from your skin, leaving it vulnerable to desiccation and flakiness, and with a faint odor that is definitely NOT manly.

Judy
 
Trust me, the oils and odor will come back. I'm not worried. I've been using and even DRINKING pure, filtered DHMO for ages now and have suffered NO ill effects. In fact, it even makes me feel better!

Stop this campaign to trample on our rights! Legalize DHMO NOW!
 
Oh great. The sun came up in Idaho. Now I have to find another excuse for not getting anything done.
 
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