Oh, Scoooooooootttttt

oh man, this could get really really crazy....
 
I'll bring this idea up with my rabbi during passover next week. Should get an interesting response!
Now, if they made chicken soup flavored envelopes THAT would be another story.

BTW: Happy Passover and Easter and whatever you celebrate next week!
 
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DutchessFlier said:
I'll bring this idea up with my rabbi during passover next week. Should get an interesting response!
Now, if they made chicken soup flavored envelopes THAT would be another story.

BTW: Happy Passover and Easter and whatever you celebrate next week!
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If G-d did not want us to eat pigs, why did he make them out of bacon?
 
Jewish Elders Lift 6,000-Year Ham Ban


JERUSALEM—Ending a strict, six-millennia prohibition of the consumption of cloven-hoofed beasts, the World Rabbinical Council announced Tuesday that Jews worldwide may "dig in to the delicious taste of ham."

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/jewish-elders-lift-6000year-ham-ban,992/#enlargeMembers of the World Rabbinical Council, moments after voting to end 6,000 years of ham prohibition.
"The Jewish people have always had the utmost reverence for the laws of God, as handed down from Abraham to his son Isaac, to his son Jacob. However, from time to time, it is necessary to make slight revisions and modernizations to these laws," said council president Rabbi Menachem Saperstein, sucking on a hambone, his white beard soaked with succulent ham drippings. "As no less a Talmudic scholar than Moses Maimonides once wrote, 'Change is the way of the Lord.'"
Added Saperstein, "Mmm... this is some tasty ham."



According to Rabbi David Feinberg, head of the American Congress of Orthodox Rabbis, the newly approved ham will be incorporated into a number of Jewish customs.



"During the Passover seder,
which commemorates our people's deliverance from slavery in Egypt, we will remember the day God brought us unto the Land of Milk and Honey by drinking a tall glass of milk with a thick slice of honey-glazed ham," Feinberg said. "And joining the charoses and maror on the seder plate will be a ham roll, symbolizing the juicy, mouth-watering taste of freedom."
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Did someone say hammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

 
Oh Boy!
(or should I say oye veh!)

I love all the non-kosher stuff anyway!!!

Bacon rocks!:devil:

During passover, when we were kids, my mother observed the bread prohibition by sending us to school with ham sandwiches on matzoh. Not, I suppose, what the ancients had in mind....:eek:
 
DutchessFlier said:
Oh Boy!
(or should I say oye veh!)

I love all the non-kosher stuff anyway!!!

Bacon rocks!:devil:

During passover, when we were kids, my mother observed the bread prohibition by sending us to school with ham sandwiches on matzoh. Not, I suppose, what the ancients had in mind....:eek:
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This would probably be just as good for Passover as it was during Hanukkah

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