Odd Contrail Pattern

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I looked up and saw this SWA 737 leaving an odd looking contrail from its left engine. For lack of a better description, it was “puffing”, consistently. Any idea what could be going on? I looked up the flight and it was just cruising along at 37,000 feet.

Any idea what’s going on? Chemtrail solution running out? Compressor stall? I tried to upload a video, no joy IMG_0819.jpeg
 
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AV8R_87 said:
Chemtrail fluid pump pressure regulator is sticky and causes pressure fluctuations. Known issue on the 737s, there's a service bulletin from Goodrich to deal with it.
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that’s actually an IDP
Intermittent Discharge Pattern
used for wide-area, high altitude chem dispersal using the recently introduced 14.3% HiConc solution.
 
OP, I don’t know the answer to your question, but I do see what you are asking about in the video. I couldn’t see it in the photo.

It is odd.
 
Injection pump needs to be adjusted. When too much MCF* is injected, we get wasted unburnt MCF out of the tail cone, similar to when a redneck rolls coal in his bro dozer.

*MCF: Mind Control Fluid
 
Jim Carpenter said:
Dihydrogen oxide vapor. Absolutely lethal, pretty much every living thing that touches or ingests it dies.
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That’s nuts. Somebody needs to do something about this. I bet companies are dumping that stuff into rivers and streams. Do you know how much water it needs to be diluted into before it’s no longer lethal?
 
I saw an odd one not long ago when I was up in east TN. It stayed hanging around for a long while but looked super cool. IMG_8765.jpeg
 
Half Fast said:
I think they must have been spraying the DNA modification mix.
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It’s actually an amazing breakthrough. This is not well-known outside of the pseudo-scientific community, but DNA spirals in different directions depending on the person’s *censored*. That’s why people are so resistant to changing their *censored* or even accepting that others are part of the same species. By injecting these chemicals in a given helix pattern, they can target specific genetically coded *censored*.

Unfortunately, because left handed people have DNA that some pseudoscientific researchers call sinister, they are often mis-targeted. They either get a dose they weren’t supposed to or miss a dose that was intended for them. This is very similar to what happens when a mind control ray is ineffective because the target lacks the Delta Brainwave otherwise common to all animals, robots, and plants.
 
iamtheari said:
It’s actually an amazing breakthrough. This is not well-known outside of the pseudo-scientific community, but DNA spirals in different directions depending on the person’s *censored*. That’s why people are so resistant to changing their *censored* or even accepting that others are part of the same species. By injecting these chemicals in a given helix pattern, they can target specific genetically coded *censored*.

Unfortunately, because left handed people have DNA that some pseudoscientific researchers call sinister, they are often mis-targeted. They either get a dose they weren’t supposed to or miss a dose that was intended for them. This is very similar to what happens when a mind control ray is ineffective because the target lacks the Delta Brainwave otherwise common to all animals, robots, and plants.
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Interesting, and makes perfect sense. If I’m following correctly, if a dose of the ***** mix is applied soon after to the same population, the combination should prevent tooth decay for left-handed people with green eyes. Is that correct?
 
Judging by this discussion, it seems the secretly injected chemicals are taking effect (or already have) -
Myself, I'm happy with 100LL :happydance:
 
Half Fast said:
Interesting, and makes perfect sense. If I’m following correctly, if a dose of the ***** mix is applied soon after to the same population, the combination should prevent tooth decay for left-handed people with green eyes. Is that correct?
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Exactly. It’s all there in the Zapruder films.
 
Looks just like a routine software upgrade on the system to me.
 
scottd said:
Most likely due to variations in the atmosphere. I've noticed this quite a bit. Slightly more ice supersaturation → denser ice crystal production → brighter, thicker contrail whereas you get slightly drier air → thinner, dimmer sections. Because wake vortices and turbulence behind the aircraft mix the exhaust in repeating ways, the effect can sometimes appear quasi-periodic rather than random.
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That's the 2025 cover story. Have you had your 2026 briefing from the program office?
 
Interesting. I was wondering if it had something to do with what was going on at altitude, but wondered why both contrails weren’t looking like the left engine’s contrail.
 
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