NIST sells Expensive Peanut Butter and…. Poo

Long time ago I was serious about a girl from Michigan (you can relate by substituting "Oklahoma" for Michigan). Visiting her mother in Ann Arbor we were reading the morning paper and she went into a tirade about how farmers were putting human sludge on the crops in Michigan. When I asked her where they buy it she sped through the rest of the article and exclaimed, "Ohio! They buy it from Ohio!" Things were never the same between us after that when she saw the grin on my face. I'm from Ohio.
 
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