Need to hire a Hitman that can be in the Arlington (six flags) area around 3/14

SixPapaCharlie

SixPapaCharlie

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Whoops wrong forum.
Ugh, Twice in one year I have made that mistake. That's embarrassing.

Um disregard. Mods, please delete.
 
What kind of self respecting hitman will work on Pi Day?
 
I belong to another message board, where I have never revealed what I do. They just know I've got a plane and nice cars, and I have them convinced that I make my money by being a contract killer.
 
I appreciate you offering your services as a contract killer sir but its going to need to be somebody different than you edfred. I would explain why but its very complicated and I don't want to bore you with the details.
 
I'm looking forward to the upcoming Six Flags trip and I think it's going to be a blast
 
I can probably put you in touch with a guy from the Arabian Mafia.
 
EdFred said:
I can probably put you in touch with a guy from the Arabian Mafia.
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I don't think you want to do that, unless the guy is awfully incompetent, or very undependable.
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
I appreciate you offering your services as a contract killer sir but its going to need to be somebody different than you edfred. I would explain why but its very complicated and I don't want to bore you with the details.
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I can hook you up with our staff legal counsel if you want. He's a contract killer.
 
I'll consider the job. PM me the details. Standard rate plus weekend bonus expected.
 
Sac Arrow said:
I can hook you up with our staff legal counsel if you want. He's a contract killer.
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That made me laugh out loud!

OK, return to the serious discussion of the thread.

John
 
I think if I were starting this thread, I might be inclined to sprinkle plenty of humorous emoticons :lol: generously around, just in case something somehow happens to a person on or about that date at that location. :yikes:

Never know who out there is reading/searching the internet for certain keywords like "Polonium". :mad2: uh-oh, now I've done it! :devil: Black helicopters! lasers! woot-woot-woot! Help - someone I'm being tak :blowingkisses:
 
All this stuff is funny, until you really get that message from the authorities asking about your connections with x.

True story, not kidding; not long after I moved here, I was receiving an international wire transfer, but before my bank could accept it, I had to explain whether I had any connections to North Korea.

I almost wet myself replying to them.

I guess it didn't help that my friend, funny guy he thought he was, put the transaction reference as "class C drugs and nuclear warheads". Still...
 
Bryan, it might help to elaborate on the details of the job.
Single/multiple heads?
Price per head offered?
Do you need the actual heads?
Close-up/distant job? (I know a guy certified to up to 1 mile but he is expensive).
Daytime/nightime?
Home/office/public place?
Accident/homicide/suicide?
Need witnesses?
 
BigBadLou said:
Bryan, it might help to elaborate on the details of the job.
Single/multiple heads?
Price per head offered?
Do you need the actual heads?
Close-up/distant job? (I know a guy certified to up to 1 mile but he is expensive).
Daytime/nightime?
Home/office/public place?
Accident/homicide/suicide?
Need witnesses?
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EdFred, I have a question.
How big would you say your head is?

I am thinking for the Six Flags trip of getting us all matching hats so we are easy to spot in the crowd.
My hatman wants to know your head size please.

He is a pro hatman too so try and be as accurate as possible.
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
EdFred, I have a question.
How big would you say your head is?

I am thinking for the Six Flags trip of getting us all matching hats so we are easy to spot in the crowd.
My hatman wants to know your head size please.

He is a pro hatman too so try and be as accurate as possible.
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Well, it's not Levy sized...
 
I am not posting in this thread because I do not want to be associated with said contract.


Oooopppppssssss.....



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6PC is just raging because his wife saw I can cook, and demands that he cook her a damn meal.
 
EdFred said:
6PC is just raging because his wife saw I can cook, and demands that he cook her a damn meal.
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My wife knows I can cook .... afterall, that is why she married me. (it sure wasn't for my looks)

Bryan, just get some great takeout and present it as your own and she will be happy. Once she realizes it is takeout and not your own cooking, she will realize that she can't teach an old dog new tricks and she will leave you alone. Two birds with one stone.
Now how is that for FREE marital advice? :lol:
 
It's true I suck at cooking. Not my thing.
She is gonna be in Austin for a day or two so it will be Mac n Cheese for 3 for dinner.

EdFred, will you be a doll and fly her to Austin this evening. She is not stoked about the drive. Also, I need to measure your head. Getting lots of PMs from different guys that all work as contract hatmen in their spare time
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
She is gonna be in Austin for a day or two
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Please give her my condolences.
I hope she does not come back in a tie-dye t-shirt and smoked out of her mind. Then you might have to explain to the kids that words like "groovy", "right on" or "far out" have no real meaning.

I would like to apologize in advance for what the locals might do to her ... but I am not one of them, I live on the good side of town. :D
 
BigBadLou said:
Please give her my condolences.
I hope she does not come back in a tie-dye t-shirt and smoked out of her mind. Then you might have to explain to the kids that words like "groovy", "right on" or "far out" have no real meaning.

I would like to apologize in advance for what the locals might do to her ... but I am not one of them, I live on the good side of town. :D
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Dude, like, when I was stationed at Hood, I totally went to Austin to party as much as I could, because it was hella like California!
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
It's true I suck at cooking. Not my thing.
She is gonna be in Austin for a day or two so it will be Mac n Cheese for 3 for dinner.

EdFred, will you be a doll and fly her to Austin this evening. She is not stoked about the drive. Also, I need to measure your head. Getting lots of PMs from different guys that all work as contract hatmen in their spare time
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Mac and Cheese is a start, now dice up a flank steak, bonus points if you cooked it on the grill, use salt, pepper, lime, and cumin on it, dice up a little cauliflower into Mac and Cheese, or serve breaded on the side. Serve with Sriraca sauce and boom, you're great cook. You can plate as a mix in a bowl or as separate portions on a plate depending if it's wife or kids. Add white wine to the Mac and Cheese for wife.
 
BigBadLou said:
Yes, that's the exact problem. Nobody likes California. Even Californians themselves are fleeing in flocks, coming to Austin and turning our peaceful city into New Kalifornya. I swear traffic on Mopac is worse now than on the infamous 101.
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The 101 is one of the more tame highways, traffic wise, believe it or not. Except where it goes through the City. The 80 gets much more congested.
 
I had a friend that worked as a hired killer. He was moderately succesful for 5 years, made decent money.




Oh, I should say that he killed bugs in your house for a living.....
 
I don't have it in me.

I shot a tadpole with a bb gun when I was 9 for no reason at all.
30 years later, I still feel bad about it.
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
I don't have it in me.

I shot a tadpole with a bb gun when I was 9 for no reason at all.
30 years later, I still feel bad about it.
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Just think how much more well adjusted you would be today if you had just paid someone to kill it for you.
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
I appreciate you offering your services as a contract killer sir but its going to need to be somebody different than you edfred. I would explain why but its very complicated and I don't want to bore you with the details.
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