Clearly POA is an animal loving bunch. Tonight I asked Eren. If I told you tomorrow for 1 hour, the dogs could understand and speak English, What is the conversation? For me: 1. Why do you lick me? 2. Can you see in color? 3. Please understand that I love you but when you bite / scratch, All I have is bare skin and it hurts me and that's why I yell the F word. 4. What are your thoughts on the food we feed you? 5. Do you remember your parents and siblings? 6. Why do you seem so surprised when you break wind? You have 1 hour tomorrow to visit with your dog (Or cat if you are a helicopter pilot). What's the conversation?