My neighbor was stealing cable too

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I thought this was funny. I assume this is the neighbor that was killing my bandwidth the other week, but I had a problem with my television service so Comcast came out. After opening the pedestal, the tech yells "Theif!" and pulls out his pocket knife and proceeded to cut out a large chunk of cable. She then threw the cable at the neighbor's garage door.

Apparently my neighbor is just a straight up thief. Lovely.
 
If the Bernie Madoffs of this world get bail, I don't think you can expect ANY consequences here.

That's why they keep doing it.
 
SkyHog said:
I thought this was funny. I assume this is the neighbor that was killing my bandwidth the other week, but I had a problem with my television service so Comcast came out. After opening the pedestal, the tech yells "Theif!" and pulls out his pocket knife and proceeded to cut out a large chunk of cable. She then threw the cable at the neighbor's garage door.

Apparently my neighbor is just a straight up thief. Lovely.
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To be fair, I don't know how much due diligence Comcast does in your area, but Northland had a nasty habit of not disconnecting cable or putting filters/locks on and such. Of course, they don't even bother locking the pedestals either...

Of course, now you just need to setup a webcam on the pedestal and catch your neighbor in the act of reconnecting... :D
 
If you think you're confused, imagine what that person's marriage life must be like.
 
jesse said:
You confuse me.
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Let me add to your confusion then:
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That's a he.....
 
You shouldda put Tubgirl on your computer and fed it to him on the cable on the same channel as ESPN.
 
Henning said:
(S)he lives down the street, that's from sher add on Craigslist. Pretty funny person though.
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There is a *lot* of photoshopping on that photo. I'm sure she looks like a woman more than a man--but I think that photo was touched in ways to make her/him look better yet.
 
jesse said:
There is a *lot* of photoshopping on that photo. I'm sure she looks like a woman more than a man--but I think that photo was touched in ways to make her/him look better yet.
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Ehhhh... no, (s)he pretty much looks like that. Normally I'll see shim in more clothes.... but I've lived around a lot of trannys, both pre and post op, and (s)he's pretty much the best one I've seen.
 
Henning said:
Ehhhh... no, (s)he pretty much looks like that. Normally I'll see shim in more clothes.... but I've lived around a lot of trannys, both pre and post op, and (s)he's pretty much the best one I've seen.
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The question then becomes how many surguries do you have shceduled? :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Can we have before and after pics? :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
It's not the actual sex-change surgery that's the problem, it's the lobotomy you have to have as a precondition.
 
Actually--she is a she. Her name is: Veronika Zemanova. If you really want proof google the following:
"Veronika Zemanova getting ready for a night time swim"
You will run into adult content...


..and No--I didn't know this before hand. and no I didn't go looking for it either. Someone else found it :)
 
mikea said:
ALL SUCH LINKS MUST BE CLEARLY MARKED AS NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
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If it was truly porn then actually NSFW should not have been used as porn and links to porn are prohibited

From the PoA RoC
Posting of pornography, racist or otherwise discriminating remarks, threats to cause physical or mental harm, extreme offensive language, material that breaks any law or otherwise totally unacceptable posts or links to pages that contain the aforementioned material may result in an immediate ban from the forums.
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smigaldi said:
If it was truly porn then actually NSFW should not have been used as porn and links to porn are prohibited

From the PoA RoC
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Notice how I made sure not to link and instead provided the google terms to find it yourself :)
 
jesse said:
Actually--she is a she. Her name is: Veronika Zemanova. If you really want proof google the following:
"Veronika Zemanova getting ready for a night time swim"
You will run into adult content...


..and No--I didn't know this before hand. and no I didn't go looking for it either. Someone else found it :)
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Something is wrong with her right boob.
 
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