My Mile High Instructor

Discussion in 'Flight Following' started by Piloto, Sep 8, 2013.

  1. Piloto

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    My Mile High instructor on my BFR. She always keep me a breast on the latest techniques.:)
     

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  2. Jay Honeck

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    This post is politically incorrect, and demeaning to the female pilots here. Yet, strangely, I find it oddly refreshing.
    :D

    "Neaderthal is me, sorry..." :D
     
  3. ClimbnSink

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    Cause they ain't as pretty. Don't go messing up girl pilot's sausage fest with good looking women. You know that is a perfect pitch for recruiting women pilots. Of course you'd have to be more subtle then saying lots of sausage, not much competition. :rofl:
     
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    Judging from the photo, looks like you had a leg up on the rest of us.....
     
  5. JeffDG

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    Ahhh...the folks who get called to a meeting with HR and insist that harass is two words.
     
  6. denverpilot

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    David Clarks. Poor girl. According to PoA we now know the photographer was an old fart. Everyone knows it's better to send Lightspeeds back for "awesome customer service" free repairs every year.

    We also know the photographer is broke because PoA tells us that if you're not flying Lightspeeds the only other option is the most expensive Bose headset currently available.

    And judging by the Customs stickers, the pilot has been too broke to go outside the country since 2009.

    DCs, no 2010-2013 stickers, can't afford clothes for the poor girl. Times is hard I tell ya. Times is so hard.

    ;) ;) ;)
     
  7. JimG.

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  8. P1flyer

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    You're a lucky man. I'm looking for a flight instructor, may I have her #?

    Thanks,

    Chuck
     
  9. tmyers

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  10. LDJones

    LDJones Touchdown! Greaser!

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  11. tmyers

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  12. P1flyer

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    That number is not one of a flight instructor. The recipient on the phone didn't speak english too well......

    -Chuck
     
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  14. P1flyer

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    If my hearing serves me well, I believe 'it' was of Indian descent....definitely not the instructor I'm looking for. :no:

    -Chuck
     
  15. e.pie

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    Only if she's 5'3"
     
  16. P1flyer

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    wik wik wik wik

    -Sir mix alot but not really
     
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  17. ktup-flyer

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    Holy......what's her number?!?!?!
     
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    Everything is fun and games until you end up inverted and playing with your joystick...
     
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    867-5309. Tell her you're a friend of Tommy Tutone.
     
  20. Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe

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    (*&%$^%$* Now I have that ******* song running through my head.

    I'm going to make you pay...

    It's a small world after all.
    It's a small world after all.
    It's a small world after all.
    It's a small, small, world.
     
  21. Bill Jennings

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    I see your small world and raise you Gilligans Island

    "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
    A tale of a fateful trip
    That started from this tropic port
    Aboard this tiny ship........"
     
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  23. ClimbnSink

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    All you need to do is finish the song and it will stop. If you don't know the song just play it off the interwebz. If that doesn't work come up with a plan to finish the song, should fool your brain into letting it go. Your welcome.
     
  24. Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe

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    This is the song that never ends.
    It just goes on and on my friends.

    Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
    And they'll continue singing it forever just because . . .
    This is the song that doesn't end.

    Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
    Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
    And they'll continue singing it forever just because . . .
     
  25. skynewbie

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    Nice but need to get her some Bose headset
     
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    *shakes head and rolls eyes*
     
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    you son of a....
     
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    I DID NOT instigate the referenced "meeting."

    HR
     
  29. Donkey!

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    Julie and I joined the MHC on a flight to Paris. It was a 777 and when we came out everyone clapped.

    I was sooo embarrassed! We didn't think that part through :D

    But to my lady's credit, she just smiled and said this is a trip of a lifetime ! !
     
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    Congrats!!
     
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    I hope that's not the United 777 I'll be on next month ;)
     
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    Hope you have a good autopilot. You're gonna need it!
     
  33. StevieTimes

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    If I could turn back time
    If I could find a way
    I'd take back those words that hurt you
    And you'd stay
    If I could reach the stars
    I'd give them all to you
    Then you'd love me, love me
    Like you used to do
    If I could turn back time
     
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    Babe I want the stars out of the sky
    And I want you to give 'em to me
    RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!