Gucci Pilot
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Gucci Pilot
So when delivering a KC-10 to get upgraded in the middle of the country, we had to airline it back to base. While sitting waiting for the flight we decided to grab lunch in the terminal. In front of us were two rather large regional airline pilots. You could tell they were regional from their sloppy uniforms. One notices the guy serving food is Haitian so he starts speaking french to him, then to the cute girl running the cash register. She doesn't speak french and he proceeds to tell her how romantic and how difficult it is to learn to try to impress her(no surprise...it didn't work).
He then asks for the "crew price discount". After she prints the receipt he asks for one that specifically says "Crew Discount Applied" so he can claim the meal on his taxes. She tries for maybe 2 minutes then asks the manager to assist her. Which he does. He was probably the first guy to ask for this while she was working. He gets his new receipt and says, "Next time...get it right the first time". Talk about a fat, cocky, super D**k!
I felt bad for the poor girl. When I went up to pay she said, "Would you like your receipt?" To which I replied, "Nope...I trust you got it right the first time "
Way she smiled at me I probably could have gotten her number.
He then asks for the "crew price discount". After she prints the receipt he asks for one that specifically says "Crew Discount Applied" so he can claim the meal on his taxes. She tries for maybe 2 minutes then asks the manager to assist her. Which he does. He was probably the first guy to ask for this while she was working. He gets his new receipt and says, "Next time...get it right the first time". Talk about a fat, cocky, super D**k!
I felt bad for the poor girl. When I went up to pay she said, "Would you like your receipt?" To which I replied, "Nope...I trust you got it right the first time "
Way she smiled at me I probably could have gotten her number.