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Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by MuseChaser, Aug 19, 2020.
If I water my tomato plants with tomato juice, will my tomatoes be cannibals?
I think they explored that in this 1978 release:
If you water them with cherry juice, will they be......wait for it........cherry tomatos?
Do pigs get upset when you feed them bacon?
Try some soylent green
If you pour root beer into a square glass, do you get beer?
That @Half Fast , always getting radical on us...
Do cats......uh, never mind, I'm already skating on thin ice here
If you spin an Asian person around in a chair, do they get disoriented?
Let the record show that spinner came right after cat. Be careful
Is it legal to shoot a mime if you use a silencer?
A lot of hotels don't have a 13th floor for superstitious reasons.
If you jump from the 14th floor, you will die earlier.
Do they make decaffeinated coffee tables?
If you were a parsley farmer and you found one of your workers stealing the crop, would you garnish his wages?
Yes, but they don't stand up very well. They wobble a lot.
Actually, I'm pretty square....
I’ve had a hard day.
This thread is just what I needed.
If it travels by ship, it’s a cargo. If it travels by car, it’s a shipment.
Why do they call it a Parkway, when they won't let us park on it?
Speak your mind, or mind what you say?
I thought the answer to this was "No," but my wife says it's "Yes," so I guess I was wrong.
"yes, dear" works most of the time
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Combine that with "I'm sorry, dear" and you've covered about 90% of all cases.
Unless you truthfully answer the "Does my donkey look big in this..." question.
I want to watch a snake eat spaghetti.
And a driveway but we park there?
If you give up on laundry, do you throw in the towel?
If definistrade means to "throw out the window" does infinistrade mean to throw something in the window?
That’s why the spellcheck didn’t like it.
I think infinistrate means to throw EVERYTHING out the window....
The life cycle of a building:
At the beginning, you raise it.
At the end, you raze it.
Loud, sudden noises in flight WILL get your undivided attention....
If olive oil is made from crushed olives and peanut oil is made from crushed peanuts, what is baby oil made from?
If you don't show up with enough squares, does that make it a few tile effort?
And then you can burn it with either a flammable or inflammable liquid.
Or Girl Scout cookies?