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Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by MuseChaser, Aug 19, 2020.

  1. MuseChaser

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    If I water my tomato plants with tomato juice, will my tomatoes be cannibals?
     
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    I think they explored that in this 1978 release:
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    If you water them with cherry juice, will they be......wait for it........cherry tomatos?
     
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    Do pigs get upset when you feed them bacon?
     
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    Try some soylent green
     
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    If you pour root beer into a square glass, do you get beer?
     
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    That @Half Fast , always getting radical on us...
     
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    Do cats......uh, never mind, I'm already skating on thin ice here
     
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    If you spin an Asian person around in a chair, do they get disoriented?
     
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    Let the record show that spinner came right after cat. Be careful:D
     
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    Is it legal to shoot a mime if you use a silencer?
     
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    A lot of hotels don't have a 13th floor for superstitious reasons.

    If you jump from the 14th floor, you will die earlier.
    ~Mitch Hedburg
     
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    Do they make decaffeinated coffee tables?
     
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    If you were a parsley farmer and you found one of your workers stealing the crop, would you garnish his wages?
     
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    Yes, but they don't stand up very well. They wobble a lot.
     
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    Actually, I'm pretty square....
     
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    I’ve had a hard day.
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    If it travels by ship, it’s a cargo. If it travels by car, it’s a shipment.
     
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    Why do they call it a Parkway, when they won't let us park on it?
     
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    Speak your mind, or mind what you say?
     
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    I thought the answer to this was "No," but my wife says it's "Yes," so I guess I was wrong.
     
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    "yes, dear" works most of the time
     
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    Time flies like an arrow.
    Fruit flies like a banana.
     
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    Combine that with "I'm sorry, dear" and you've covered about 90% of all cases.
     
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    Unless you truthfully answer the "Does my donkey look big in this..." question.
     
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    I want to watch a snake eat spaghetti.
     
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    And a driveway but we park there?
     
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    If you give up on laundry, do you throw in the towel?
     
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    If definistrade means to "throw out the window" does infinistrade mean to throw something in the window?
     
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    Defenestrate
     
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    That’s why the spellcheck didn’t like it.
     
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    I think infinistrate means to throw EVERYTHING out the window....
     
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    The life cycle of a building:
    At the beginning, you raise it.
    At the end, you raze it.
     
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    Loud, sudden noises in flight WILL get your undivided attention....

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    If olive oil is made from crushed olives and peanut oil is made from crushed peanuts, what is baby oil made from?
     
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    If you don't show up with enough squares, does that make it a few tile effort?
     
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    And then you can burn it with either a flammable or inflammable liquid.
     
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    Or Girl Scout cookies?