Musings

[MuseChaser]

If I water my tomato plants with tomato juice, will my tomatoes be cannibals?

 

[NorthEast Ohio]

I think they explored that in this 1978 release:

 

[Bill]

If I water my tomato plants with tomato juice, will my tomatoes be cannibals?

If you water them with cherry juice, will they be......wait for it........cherry tomatos?

 

[MuseChaser]

Do pigs get upset when you feed them bacon?

 

[Stingray Don]

Try some soylent green

 

[Half Fast]

If you pour root beer into a square glass, do you get beer?

 

[Bill]

If you pour root beer into a square glass, do you get beer?

That @Half Fast , always getting radical on us...

 

[luvflyin]

Do cats......uh, never mind, I'm already skating on thin ice here

 

[Timbeck2]

If you spin an Asian person around in a chair, do they get disoriented?

 

[luvflyin]

If you spin an Asian person around in a chair, do they get disoriented?

Let the record show that spinner came right after cat. Be careful

 

[Half Fast]

Is it legal to shoot a mime if you use a silencer?

 

[Timbeck2]

A lot of hotels don't have a 13th floor for superstitious reasons.

If you jump from the 14th floor, you will die earlier.
~Mitch Hedburg

 

[jsstevens]

Do they make decaffeinated coffee tables?

 

[SoCal RV Flyer]

If you were a parsley farmer and you found one of your workers stealing the crop, would you garnish his wages?

 

[Half Fast]

Do they make decaffeinated coffee tables?

Yes, but they don't stand up very well. They wobble a lot.

 

[Half Fast]

That @Half Fast , always getting radical on us...

Actually, I'm pretty square....

 

[kath]

I’ve had a hard day.
This thread is just what I needed.
Thank you.


If it travels by ship, it’s a cargo. If it travels by car, it’s a shipment.

 

[GRG55]

Why do they call it a Parkway, when they won't let us park on it?

 

[GRG55]

 

[Bill]

Speak your mind, or mind what you say?

 

[Half Fast]

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I thought the answer to this was "No," but my wife says it's "Yes," so I guess I was wrong.

 

[Bill]

I thought the answer to this was "No," but my wife says it's "Yes," so I guess I was wrong.

"yes, dear" works most of the time

 

[Half Fast]

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

 

[Half Fast]

"yes, dear" works most of the time

Combine that with "I'm sorry, dear" and you've covered about 90% of all cases.

 

[Bill]

Combine that with "I'm sorry, dear" and you've covered about 90% of all cases.

Unless you truthfully answer the "Does my donkey look big in this..." question.

 

[MuseChaser]

I want to watch a snake eat spaghetti.

 

[jsstevens]

Why do they call it a Parkway, when they won't let us park on it?

And a driveway but we park there?

 

[Sac Arrow]

If you give up on laundry, do you throw in the towel?

 

[jsstevens]

If definistrade means to "throw out the window" does infinistrade mean to throw something in the window?

 

[AKiss20]

definistrade

Defenestrate

 

[jsstevens]

Defenestrate

That’s why the spellcheck didn’t like it.

 

[MuseChaser]

If definistrade means to "throw out the window" does infinistrade mean to throw something in the window?

I think infinistrate means to throw EVERYTHING out the window....

 

[kath]

The life cycle of a building:
At the beginning, you raise it.
At the end, you raze it.

 

[Zeldman]

Loud, sudden noises in flight WILL get your undivided attention....

 

[IK04]

If olive oil is made from crushed olives and peanut oil is made from crushed peanuts, what is baby oil made from?

 

[Sac Arrow]

If you don't show up with enough squares, does that make it a few tile effort?

 

[SoCal RV Flyer]

The life cycle of a building:
At the beginning, you raise it.
At the end, you raze it.

And then you can burn it with either a flammable or inflammable liquid.

 

[SoCal RV Flyer]

If olive oil is made from crushed olives and peanut oil is made from crushed peanuts, what is baby oil made from?

Or Girl Scout cookies?