Merlot is offensive!

This coming from the land of Joseph Smith - you know where Adam and Eve were said to be from Jackson County MO.
 
I can understand why it's the law. Driving around with a license plate reading "Budweiser" would put the two thoughts of drinking and driving in one's head at the same time.
 
JohnR said:
I can understand why it's the law. Driving around with a license plate reading "Budweiser" would put the two thoughts of drinking and driving in one's head at the same time.
Click to expand...
All this offensive behavior could drive me to drinking more sweet tea. I could even end up with diabetes!

I just won't go over the edge and throw a cell phone at my maid.

Wait... I don't have a maid! Gosh, that's a relief! :goofy:
 
Utah is also going to reengineer the Internet for us all. They will make a law that porn sites can't use the well known http/www port 80 on the Internet.
http://www.heraldextra.com/content/view/213120/
The law BTW, is pushed by that that moral beacon Ralph Yarro, of the SCO Group, who had no qualms telling the world the lie that Linux has source code they own in it. (They've had years in court with IBM over that and have yet to produce a single piece of evidence.)
http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/03/15/1224256

You just know that not only will the rest of the U.S., but the whole wide world will just change once this law passes. :rolleyes:
 
As a ball cap in the early 1980s said, "Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may be in Utah."

Good grief. They'd really come unglued about some street names in Napa, CA. :D
 
My friend has a personalized liscense plate that says GOTBEER, it's in Louisiana, so I guess it's ok.

The one I'm baffled about is how another friend of mine got MUFFDVR approved in Mississippi!

I know some really strange people!!!!!!!
 
smigaldi said:
Sideways
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0375063/

Jack: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
Miles Raymond: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any F_____ Merlot!
Click to expand...

Correct reference.

What's worse than Merlot? White Merlot. I was at a party over the weekend where a guest brought a large bottle of White Merlot as a hostess gift. Might as well bring Boones Farm.
 
wsuffa said:
Might as well bring Boones Farm.
Click to expand...

Ahhh, spent many a Friday night in my youth out at access 5 (K.A. Hanna Park now) north of Atlantic beach drinking BF Strawberry Hill! Even managed to party long enough to see the sunrise too! B)B)
 
Frank Browne said:
Ahhh, spent many a Friday night in my youth out at access 5 (K.A. Hanna Park now) north of Atlantic beach drinking BF Strawberry Hill! Even managed to party long enough to see the sunrise too! B)B)
Click to expand...

Ahh me too, Pepper Beach State Park though. Then I discovered TJ Swan Mellow days or was it daze, I cannot remember.
 
smigaldi said:
If it comes with a screw top or in a box I ain't drinking it. ;)
Click to expand...
Scott, as has already been pointed out, actual cork is becoming rarer and rarer in the world of even fine wines. Plastic corks and screw-tops are becoming the norm.

And Utah DOES have some really wacko liquor laws.
 
Boxed wine is devine.

That is to say, as a man who drinks beer, if I'm going to drink wine, it might has well be from a box, the whole thing costing < $5, because I know the only reason I'm drinking wine is to get drunk, and there's no reason to pay good money to get drunk.

Now, a fine beer? Oh wait, nope, I don't like fancy beer either. I guess I just like cheap stuff.
 
Box wine is for those who think the world is flat; Bottled wine is for those who think the world is round.

Cheers,

-Andrew
it's just a joke...
 
astanley said:
Box wine is for those who think the world is flat; Bottled wine is for those who think the world is round.

Cheers,

-Andrew
it's just a joke...
Click to expand...
This sure as heck would make geodesic calculations a LOT easier! I'll go for the box wine.

Wait, I've taken almost two years to kill a bottle of Kaluha... I guess it won't matter! :dunno:

Okay, time to get back to the race like a good little redneck. :D
:goofy:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top