Man arrested for public indecency at Nashville airport

Was he buying his ADHD Meds with cash from a mom and pop pharmacy? Inquiring minds want to know!
 
Maybe:

- the airline lost his luggage
- he's ready for that Florida nude beach vacation
- letting his tinky breathe that fresh TN air
- trolling for a little action between flights
- flight attendant spilled coffee on him
- TSA had him disrobe and kept his clothes

any more?
 
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What's the problem? He just wanted to speed up the TSA screening process. Think how quick clearing security would be if everyone did it.

Rich
 
And here I was thinking that someone finally got busted by an overzealous cop for taking a leak on a hangar side when they landed and found the FBO locked up.
 
Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news
That is news across the nation, on the scene. There
Seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see
What happened?

Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared
Out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't
Have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin'
Her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too
Late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of
The shock absorbers....

With apologies to Ray Stevens.
 
Used to be during exams we asked students to put away calculators, since they could hold formulas and such. Then was started asking them to stow their phones, which are smart enough to store data and whatnot. Now we have to start asking them to stow their watches, since some are smart enough to store data and whatnot.

We've been joking that the day of "smart" clothing isn't far off, and once it arrives we'll have to ask our students to take their exams in their skivvies.
 
mscard88 said:
Maybe:

- the airline lost his luggage
- he's ready for that Florida nude beach vacation
- letting his tinky breath that fresh TN air
- trolling for a little action between flights
- flight attendant spilled coffee on him
- TSA had him disrobe and kept his clothes

any more?
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I figure he was trying to buy a ticket on Southwest and he thought that was normal.
 
He probably read some advice on FaceBook that said he could avoid any delays passing through security if he had no clothes on.
 
Fearless Tower said:
He probably read some advice on FaceBook that said he could avoid any delays passing through security if he had no clothes on.
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....and I suspect he truly had no delays passing thru security. Now leaving?...another matter entirely. :dunno:

Jim
 
Dang... I'm flying in there this weekend.. Guess I better keep my clothes on in the 180 this time !! lol


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He was trying to outdo the USAir lingerie man.
 
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