"And as they're telling us to stay calm and seated, I see a maggot looking back at me and I'm thinking, 'These are anaerobic, flesh-eating larvae that the flight attendants don't have to sit with.' "
WTF?
That's a real quote??
"I felt like they were crawling all over me because it only takes one maggot to upset your world," she said.
This person should just end themselves:
Shadoobie, my brain's been battered
WTF?
That's a real quote??