I washed my hands afterward. And before. Haha.
I should get a photo of the handwritten sign above the urinal that says to only flush it once because it drains slowly. Because you know, a quick handwritten sign is way better and cheaper than just calling a plumber to fix the damned thing.
Once in a while you see someone coming out you know stood there, and when you walk in, you notice a lake sized puddle in front of the thing.
I just walk to the other restroom when I see that. But like most offices, I wouldn't recommend lying down or sitting down on the carpet anywhere in the building for any reason, really.
70 or so people, four toilets, two per gender, taco bar "team building" day... what could possibly go wrong? LOL.
My appreciation for Working from Home continues to rise over time. Plus nobody knows I'm taking the conference call in my boxer shorts and bathrobe. It's a wonderful thing, really.
The only bad part is if I don't feel like cooking, the lunch options are sparse. Well there's a few but they're all a minimum of 12 miles away, one-way. But coffee and a cold cut sandwich is satisfying enough and a heck of a lot cheaper on the budget than fast food or a sit down place.
Plus if I feel real saucy, I can always make some
Mac and Cheese around 3 in the afternoon. Or if I'm feeling particularly tempted, ramen. Hahaha.
And there's never a lake of pee in front of my toilet. Go figure.