Well my true advice is what I do every year; lie, then cheat. Obviously mark no on all questions. So yes, “no, no no” is correct in that regard. Then on examination day just be prepared for the big 4 (urine, blood pressure, hearing, eyes). First up, I sneak a urine sample in from my dog to cover my case of Glycosuria. Then, overdose on aspirin that morning to lower my BP to normal. Any brand of asprin will work. I’m blind as a bat (20/300) so I memorized the charts years ago...yes there is a number in the last color blind chart. I’m also deaf as a bat, so I memorized his 3 tricky “conversational tone” hearing test questions. The responses are “yes, no” and then, “absolutely not.” He signs my “up chit” and I’m good for another year.
Of course being 100lbs above my normal BMI has no bearing on my ability to fly professionally. It’s almost a prerequisite in EMS for CG purposes. Pretty sure that’s why God invented Velcro waste straps on flight suits.
