Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

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Little Johnny finally grew up and went away to college. He and his friend, Stevie, showed up half an hour late for the final exam, looking all bedraggled, with the excuse that they’d had a flat tire out in the middle of nowhere and had to walk 20 miles to get help and just now finally got back to campus.

@murphey , being the understanding instructor that he is, said, “no problem. Go home, get a good night’s rest, and come to my office tomorrow at 0800 to take the exam.”

Next morning, Johnny and Stevie show up, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Murphy says, “Johnny, you sit here in my office, and Stevie, you’ll go next door where @kath will proctor your exam.

they sat down and opened their tests:

1. (5%) Identify the basic components of an atom.


2. (95%) Which tire?
 
Mildred yelled to her husband George, "You haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!?"

George thought to himself, “What a weird way to start a conversation.”
 
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