Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by Let'sgoflying!, Feb 9, 2007.

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    This drove into my brother’s shop this morning:

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    Dad: The cows are going to sleep in the field now.
    Kids: What does that have to do with anything?
    Dad: It means it's "pasture bedtime".
     
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    Maybe I could put on of those stickers on the Cirrus. :D

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    So true Wayne .... nothing more organic than fossil fuels .... animals and vegetation converted under pressure .... tell that to the anti-oil folks and it drives them bananas .... hehe
     
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    AKA "turn signals"[​IMG]
     
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    I need a “recycled electrons” sticker
     
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    The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
    Think about it….

    the water molecules in that coffee (or other beverage) you’re drinking,

    has, at one time, perhaps several times over the course of history

    been cycled through a whale’s kidney and out it’s urinary tract…
     
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    Or @eman1200 turned bourbon into water and watered his neighbors shrubs with your coffee.
     
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    speaking of bourbon, is it stogie night yet?
     
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    Maybe, but every night is bourbon night. :cool:
     
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    you're pretty smart for a cirrus driver! :happydance:
     
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    Shhh. They might kick me out. ;)

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    He hangs out with the right crowd.
     
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    I’ll be in Vegas the rest of June. Let me know if you’re in town.
     
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    On wonders...[​IMG]
     
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    Well, that's where bears go, isn't it?
     
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    I'd love to have that setup for when I am behind a driver at a stop light talking on his cell phone after the light turns green.
    It wouldn't have to be real. Just flash a big bright light and make a loud swooshing sound.
     
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    ‘In town’ like in Vegas? If u can get playoff hockey tickets I’ll be in Vegas!
     
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    If you think you are smarter than the previous Generation...
    50 years ago the Owners Manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves. Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the Battery.
     
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