Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

MuseChaser said:
@Lycosaurus Whoever you are, I can't tell you many times I've had to wipe my eyes because of you. A lot of these are priceless... thanks for the grins!
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Thanks MuseChaser. I don't create them , but just scrape these jokes from the internet. I see we share the same sense of humor then.

Meme Curator.
 
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Aino and Toivo decide that it's a great day to go fishing, so they call in sick and drive off to the bait and tackle for some new lures. They rent a boat, load it with all their gear, food, and of course, beer, and head out onto the lake. Well, after spending the whole day on the water, they only catch three small fish between them.
The drive back is pretty quiet, but Toivo sees Aino counting on his fingers...
Hey, Aino, what you doing?
I'm figuring out how much dem fish cost us.
How much.
Well, Toivo, I hate to say dis, but dem fish cost us two hunnert dollars a pound.
Holey Wah! Dat's a lot of money for dem little fish!
Yah, sure is. Good ting we didn't catch no more!
 
Zeldman said:
Now that one got me...:rofl::rofl:
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That wasn't funny dammit.

At least to me.

I smacked that stupid bug, knocked my monitor into my coffee mug, spilling coffee all over and tripped over a USB cable as I jumped to wipe up the mess knocking just about everything else off my desk as I flopped around trying to catch myself.

Ha F''ing Ha.
 
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