To the OP, congrats on having the patience to hang out here.
Your group reminds me of an old joke. Four guys are traveling for work in a rental car. Going down a steep hill, they lose their brakes and almost go off the edge of the cliff, but through luck and skill they survive, gently stopping in some sand most of the way down. After they catch their breath, the lawyer says "I'm going to sue that rental company for thousands!". The project manager says "we've got to get back on the road in a hurry, we're going to miss the meeting". The engineer pulls out a leatherman and say "I think I can fix these brakes".
In the joke version, the punch line is that the software guys say "wait, before we get ahead of ourselves, we need to push the car to the top of the hill and see if this happens again."
In the real-life version, the pilot says "to hell with you guys, I'm not getting in that again, and walks home."
There's probably a moral in their somewhere, but I don't know what it is.