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Bill Jennings said:
Methinks he's not quite understanding the concept here.
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Story behind the picture:

A typical BBQ contest consists of a full day spent in a triple digit heat index, followed by a night of debauchery, followed by a seriously hung-over day working in another triple-digit heat index.

The evening activities that year involved a couple of ladies with their sheep, going around from team to team offering its 'services' to anyone who wanted incriminating photos of passed out teammates.

Nobody said BBQ isn't a contact sport.
 
Matthew said:
Story behind the picture:

A typical BBQ contest consists of a full day spent in a triple digit heat index, followed by a night of debauchery, followed by a seriously hung-over day working in another triple-digit heat index.

The evening activities that year involved a couple of ladies with their sheep, going around from team to team offering its 'services' to anyone who wanted incriminating photos of passed out teammates.

Nobody said BBQ isn't a contact sport.
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What's missing from the picture are the empty toppled beer and scotch bottles.

As a side note, it looks like one can get the basic model of the Rescusci Anne for about $1,300. That's a lot to lay out for something that only has a functional mouth.
 
I'm back

Now that you're back, do you find things changed radically in the time you were gone?

If so, then how?
 
Florida Cracker said:
I'm back

Now that you're back, do you find things changed radically in the time you were gone?

If so, then how?
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Hmm..... let me go down the list:

Blood pressure: +
Cholesterol count: +++
General health: --
Points scored with the Korean: +
Probability of getting with the Korean: -
Points scored with the Latina: 0
Probability of getting with the Latina: -
Remaining fuel in tank: -
Tolerance for alcohol after work: +
Potential bar tab after work: +
Work productivity: ---
Coworkers' productivity: -
Feelings of rage, frustration and anger: +
Ambient temperature: +
Depreciation of personal assets: -
POA post count: 0
Time left in the day: -
Contribution to Jerry Brown's stupid ass train via the new gas tax: +
Time remaining in his final term: - (but not nearly fast enough)
Number of ISIS killed by Jordan: +
Number of ISIS killed by Taliban: +
Number of Taliban killed by ISIS: +
Number of Taliban killed by Jordan thinking they were ISIS: +
Growth of stocks and mutual funds: -
Number of lower socio-economically classified southeastern conservatives alienated by Obama: 0
California reservoir levels: -
Bowel movements: +

Legend:
+ = increase
- = decrease
0 = no change in condition
 
Sac Arrow said:
Hmm..... let me go down the list:

[snip for sanity]
Bowel movements: +

Legend:
+ = increase
- = decrease
0 = no change in condition
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While fiber is a good thing, TMI dude.
 
Sac Arrow said:
Hmm..... let me go down the list:

Blood pressure: +
Cholesterol count: +++
General health: --
Points scored with the Korean: +
Probability of getting with the Korean: -
Points scored with the Latina: 0
Probability of getting with the Latina: -
Remaining fuel in tank: -
Tolerance for alcohol after work: +
Potential bar tab after work: +
Work productivity: ---
Coworkers' productivity: -
Feelings of rage, frustration and anger: +
Ambient temperature: +
Depreciation of personal assets: -
POA post count: 0
Time left in the day: -
Contribution to Jerry Brown's stupid ass train via the new gas tax: +
Time remaining in his final term: - (but not nearly fast enough)
Number of ISIS killed by Jordan: +
Number of ISIS killed by Taliban: +
Number of Taliban killed by ISIS: +
Number of Taliban killed by Jordan thinking they were ISIS: +
Growth of stocks and mutual funds: -
Number of lower socio-economically classified southeastern conservatives alienated by Obama: 0
California reservoir levels: -
Bowel movements: +

Legend:
+ = increase
- = decrease
0 = no change in condition
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I JUST KNEW you were a stickler for details!!! :)
 
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