I think I may be Chuck Norris...

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Okay try to follow the logic here for a minute.

Some people have the "weathervane effect." In other words, wherever the wind blows, they turn in to it (or with it.)

But with Chuck Norris, on the other hand, the weather vanes around HIM - wherever he turns, the weather follows.

So last weekend, I went for a bike ride of about 50 miles, and I had a 10 mph headwind EVERY SINGLE DIRECTION I TURNED. This happened two days in a row! I took off on a headwind. Turned around. Wind changed. I rode back in a headwind.

It was the only explanation I could think of.
 
No wind and a 10mph pace, maybe :-P
 
That fancy Italian racing blouse and biking ensemble you bought must have super powers?
 
If it's always a headwind, I think Chuck Noris is on his way to kill you.
 
I'm certain that happens driving across southern Wyoming on I-80. Headwind, get off on an interchange and reverse direction. Another headwind.
 
strange i always seem to get tailwinds
 
Chuck Norris and Superman got into a fight on which they laid a bet. The looser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
 
Sac Arrow said:
Okay try to follow the logic here for a minute.

Some people have the "weathervane effect." In other words, wherever the wind blows, they turn in to it (or with it.)

But with Chuck Norris, on the other hand, the weather vanes around HIM - wherever he turns, the weather follows.

So last weekend, I went for a bike ride of about 50 miles, and I had a 10 mph headwind EVERY SINGLE DIRECTION I TURNED. This happened two days in a row! I took off on a headwind. Turned around. Wind changed. I rode back in a headwind.

It was the only explanation I could think of.
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You could be in Soviet Russia as well.
 
You forgot to check Chuck's schedule. He was riding the other way both days.
 
Dude, you have some seriously bad karma, you need to get out of California, the place is evil....
 
Sac Arrow said:
Okay try to follow the logic here for a minute.

Some people have the "weathervane effect." In other words, wherever the wind blows, they turn in to it (or with it.)

But with Chuck Norris, on the other hand, the weather vanes around HIM - wherever he turns, the weather follows.

So last weekend, I went for a bike ride of about 50 miles, and I had a 10 mph headwind EVERY SINGLE DIRECTION I TURNED. This happened two days in a row! I took off on a headwind. Turned around. Wind changed. I rode back in a headwind.

It was the only explanation I could think of.
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Chuck Norris can hand prop a 747 by blowing through the engine nacelles.
 
Sac Arrow said:
Okay try to follow the logic here for a minute.

Some people have the "weathervane effect." In other words, wherever the wind blows, they turn in to it (or with it.)

But with Chuck Norris, on the other hand, the weather vanes around HIM - wherever he turns, the weather follows.

So last weekend, I went for a bike ride of about 50 miles, and I had a 10 mph headwind EVERY SINGLE DIRECTION I TURNED. This happened two days in a row! I took off on a headwind. Turned around. Wind changed. I rode back in a headwind.

It was the only explanation I could think of.
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If you are experiencing a constant headwind, logic indicates you are the local center of low pressure...in other words you.....well you get my drift.. :D
 
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