I look older now...

timwinters said:
Boy, that's no sh*t!

Regarding eyebrows. I think all old farts should look like Andy Rooney. He always looked like he had a couple of loose squirrels running around on his forehead. (and now that I look closer...no I really didn't want to...he's growing a wonderful crop of ear hair too!)
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Actually, right about now he's probably growing a wonderful crop of mushrooms... assuming he wasn't cremated.
 
Freaking kids,,,, stress over the simplest things.

I decided to never wash my hair again, If it going to fall out it can take the dirt with it.

Getting a hair cut is like pruning a dead tree.

Gallagher
 
My wife is 19 years younger than me. The other day one of the kids at church asked her if I was her Granpa......
 
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Zeldman said:
My wife is 19 years younger than me. The other day on of the kids at church asked her if I was her Granpa......
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Haha...at least I'm not the only one then :). My wife is 17 yrs older than me and most people think I'm her son...
 
Be happy if you still have hair.
At 53, I've still got a ponytail... but not much else left :D
At my last medical, my AME said next time he'll have to ask if I want to put down gray or bald.
I'll probably just cut it all off by then. Maybe I'll just shave it all except for the ponytail as a last act of defiance against my DNA. Both my maternal and paternal grandfathers were bald as bowling balls before they were 50. My father still had a full head of hair when he passed away from cancer at age 83. I used have a full head of hair like a rock star until I hit my 40's but got screwed on my hair genetics.
 
Everskyward said:
Sometimes it's good to look older. Our charter passengers the other day were afraid they were going to get young pilots. Our ops woman said their fears would be gone once they laid eyes on the crew. Our combined age is about 120....
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Your copilot is 85? WOW! DOUBLE WOW!
 
Norman said:
when you're 75 and still paying for haircuts every month.
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You do know that you were responding to a lady, right?

Baldness happens to women, too, I suppose, but not commonly enough to make it newsworthy to have hair.
 
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NoHeat said:
You do know that you were responding to a lady, right?

Baldness happens to women, too, I suppose, but not commonly enough to make it newsworthy to have hair.
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Seen a lot of women that age with a less than desirable head of hair.
 
My wife started graying at 30. I'm 51 and don't have a single gray hair. Go figure.
 
Suggested new look for Bryan:

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Seems like I've always used the "grey" spelling and after computers wondered why it would autocorrect. to "gray".
 
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